schlong fondler

one who fondles schlong(s)

everyone who watches american idol is a total schlong fondler.

by vulvahammer May 28, 2010

Fonky Monky Friday

Something the youtuber Corpse Husband DMs to famous people.

If AOC followed me back I would simply DM her Fonky Monky Friday

by wren.the.pigeon October 23, 2020

foneclips

Video clips for video enabled cellphones.

Foneclips are video clips specifically designed
to be downloaded and later viewed on a cellphone.

by John Keening December 7, 2006

Fonso Magic

The act of putting in the least amount of effort that yields the maximum appearance of "hard work."

Josh: This warehouse looks like shit!

TSA employee: We'll do some Fonso Magic!
15 min later....
Josh: The warehouse looks perrrfect!

by Freight Fags March 27, 2016

fonchongle

To utterly destroy, exterminate, reck. Scare tf out of someone. Originated in New Jersey and used by the youth.

Damn i just got fonchongled

by Lt.Thot July 28, 2017

Fonneh

It's like funny but with an accent

Ollie: that's so fonneh
Rueben: no it's not

by Npnkpon mehr May 22, 2021

Federal Fondle

To be subjected to an enhanced 'pat down' by federal TSA cronies at the airport.

Guy1: "Dude I was hoping to get a federal fondle from some hottie when I was heading back home. But all I got was some retarded fat dude."

Guy2: "HAHA! OWNED!"

by whev November 20, 2010