zombie flu

When you have the flu or a cold that is so bad you feel like the walking dead.

I didn't have a 24-hour bug, I had Zombie Flu.

by AnnieBanannie May 18, 2014

fest flu

The flu you get after a festival.
Includes excessive coughing, runny nose, sore throat, exhaustion, sneezing and losing your voice

Miya: *Coughing and sneezing* I'm so sick after reading/leeds
Tom: You got fest flu

by m✨ August 26, 2019

Swalign Flu

a type of flu that's associated with owning 1 or more Align RC helicopters. This flu is very prevalent in the RC community.

I had to get a swalign flu shot today, DR said I had to many Align helicopters

by barnrat February 22, 2010

Vegas Flu

The sickness you come down with while in Vegas because you’re partying way too hard. Rumored to effect away hockey teams coming to visit the Vegas Golden Knights. Even the most professional hockey players enjoy their vices.

Earlier in the season, the Winnipeg Jets opted to arrive in Vegas a full three days before their game with the Golden Knights. All Jets players caught the Vegas flu and come gameday they were crushed 5-2.

"When we go into a city, we have a routine. Get in. Put your stuff down. Change. Go to dinner. Hang out with the guys. Come back. Watch some TV. But here, there are a few more things to do. Maybe you do some little thing that just throws your clock off. It doesn't take much. And we'll take anything that throws you off of your game." - Nate Schmidt, VGK Defenseman

by Reginlief June 9, 2018

Bat Flu

The bat influenza; originated in the Andes Mountain. It comes from bats and it resembles the common human flu in early stages but if gone untreated can be deadly. Sadly, there is not yet a cure. It is rumored to turn you into a vampire, instead of death, if gone untreated.

OMG, Linda was just in Mongola! I heard she got the bat flu.

by Dr. Vanhlouzinfubenhous July 30, 2009

Coast of the flu

When you're right on the edge of a sickness like the flu, and can feel the symptoms coming on.

"Man, I just know I'm at the coast of the flu."

by Certainly not Dave October 19, 2018

Nut Flu

Any condition that directly impacts the overall health and well-being of ones testicles. Symptoms include sensation of severe blue balls but it’s most likely fatal.

No homo bro, but did you hear about my homie’s balls?

Yeah, he got the Nut Flu.

by Professor Nuts October 21, 2019