Fapitalize

To maximize opportunity fapping and to take the chance to gain advantage from it; to capitalize on fapping.

Dude, that Carter guy is such a goon. He just found out what Erome was and is now starting to fapitalize on it.

by shashter March 20, 2025

flapip

Non-chalant dreadhead
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OMG A NON-CHALANT DREADHEAD!!! HE MUST BE A FLAPIP!

by flapip May 28, 2025

Fagpipe

When a man is giving another man a blowjob so good that they start singing

“Last night at the party, Jake bragged that he played the fagpipe so well his boyfriend couldn’t help but hit a high note.”
-Richard 2025

by GarziR24 June 19, 2025

Fapital Debt

When a person has a stockpile of pornography they have yet to masturbate to.

John: I'm not going out tonight.
Stacey: Why not?
John: I've got too much fapital debt.

by virtual-fatality June 24, 2025

Fapitorium

an area or space, large, that is used for viewing of pornographic material. Movie theatres, auditoriums, outdoor concert venues all would count.

I’m going to go rub one out in my fapitorium quick.

by Cror November 8, 2025

Tomcus Flapiticus

The Tomcus Flapiticus, part of the Grummaniosadae family, is an avian mammal distinguished by its behavior during mating. During mating, the male flaps its wings to attract females. It is also the largest of the species. Reaching 14 ft in diameter.

The Tomcus Flapiticus is truly incredible

by Seriusli June 5, 2023