The condition of having unusually intense aches and pains in the feet due to exposure to shopping malls. Most commonly presented in males, presumably due to two factors. First, there is an inherent inability to withstand the excess gravity resulting from the densely packed merchandise. Second, females often burden males with the charge of carrying gratuitous quantities of purchases far greater than the typical wallet loading.
There is no cure, though treatments may include reclining chairs and bottled beverages.
There is no cure, though treatments may include reclining chairs and bottled beverages.
"Honey, you don't need any more bags. Let's go. I'm really tired, and I've had mall feet since the food court."
by SoKyle December 15, 2008
Old man: hey sugar baby send feet pics for 1,000
Little girl: okay
*takes pictures of foot*
*gets 1000 dollars*
Little girl: okay
*takes pictures of foot*
*gets 1000 dollars*
by Grjhc April 23, 2020
One who has educated feet uses different types of martial arts kicks in their professional wrestling matches (Unless they are Sean Waltman, who has one).
JR: "Van Dam showcased his educated feet.."
JR: "Van Dam kicks him with those educated feet."
JR: "Van Dam's educated feet came in handy there."
JR: "Educated feet! Educated feet! Educated feet, bah gawd!"
*RVD hits a dropkick*
Lawler: "Go ahead and say it, JR. Educated feet."
JR: "Well, we're not that far from Harvard."
JR: "Van Dam kicks him with those educated feet."
JR: "Van Dam's educated feet came in handy there."
JR: "Educated feet! Educated feet! Educated feet, bah gawd!"
*RVD hits a dropkick*
Lawler: "Go ahead and say it, JR. Educated feet."
JR: "Well, we're not that far from Harvard."
by Dangerous K89 March 18, 2004
Girl:"I shouldnt have picked this color nailpolish."
Friend:"Why not?"
Girl:"Cuz my feet are so dark that this nailpolish looks super bright,so now i have snooki feet!"
Friend:"Uhh dayummm! You aint playin giiirrrl!"
Friend:"Why not?"
Girl:"Cuz my feet are so dark that this nailpolish looks super bright,so now i have snooki feet!"
Friend:"Uhh dayummm! You aint playin giiirrrl!"
by sdeezymf! August 04, 2010
Feet that have the ability to grasp, cling, pinch, throw, scratch,pick and slap just as well as the hands.
Michelle Ward has monkey feet.
by moisttowelette April 18, 2010
She is embarrassed of her big feet.
by majestic-cheese August 21, 2009
Also known as “hyperkinetic skin lines”, these are the skin wrinkles radiating like spokes from the lateral canthus of the human eyes, forming the appearance of a crow’s foot from each eye. Produced as the result of sun damage to skin and chronic repetitive contraction of the orbicularis oculi facial muscles, which are used in smiling, laughing, squinting, and crying.
“Stephanie’s gnarly crow’s feet make her look 20 years older. She needs to get some Botox injections”
by Casademilsuenos March 02, 2019