exit grenade

1. a timely last-possible-moment off-tone verbal bomb thrown usually during an intelligent discussion that ends expectedly

2. a below-the-belt punch thrown in a long fight milliseconds before being separated.

jasper (as he awaited the 'turn off electronic devices' announcement, having an argument with his wife from his tracked cellular device) - "listen, i understand everything you're saying and I certainly entrust that you mean well, but diet coke is not a healthy drink and you should not be feeding it to our four month old...

...i have done the research woman!

...your breast milk is NOT gross!

...do you think i want to be talking about this while people look at me? i should be at peace right now and getting 'have a good flight' wishes from you, but this is an important matter and i just found out you've been doing this since he was born! listen, i gotta go, the flight attendant is here."

flight attendant (walking down the isle looking left and right -"sir turn your phone off NAOW!"

jasper (gesturing to flip his phone closed) - "listen i gotta go..."

flight attendant - "sir!"

wife (in ill fashioned tone) - "you certainly do Bob. have fun."

jasper (in his mind, as he flips his cell closed while staring somewhere between the nozzle blower and outside) - "this fucking cunt has perfect timing for exit grenades. fuck her! and fuck tsa! alright, get it together jasper; you're not that kind of man."

by beachole October 27, 2012

cobain exit

To commit suicide. Former Nirvana singer Kurt Cobain ended his own life, thus making his final exit.

I really wish the asshole would make a cobain exit.

by ExtremistsSuck January 16, 2017

exit scam

The Zonix Network.

"Did you hear Zonix exit scammed again?"
"Well of course!"

by kenhydrogen August 7, 2021

The Torrance Exit

Choosing to opt out of the EULA of existence by freezing to death in a store’s walk-in freezer.

Jimmy ended up taking The Torrance Exit at Wawa the other day. At least he didn’t die sweaty.

by Harold Swoubidor March 11, 2022

exit sign

the thing that everyone tries to jump and touch in school to act "cool"

Person 1: I JUST TOUCHED THE EXIT SIGN FOR THE FIRST TIME
Person 2: nice but we are in grade 8

by whatdoinamemyself? May 9, 2023

Pulaski exit

A blowjob that results in gagging and violate vomiting

I gave cindy quite the pulaski exit last night

by Victor feltersnatch October 1, 2021

French exit

Leaving the scene of a sexual encounter before one's partner has had a chance to clean up. (specifically/crudely: while things are still dribbling out of things)

He was a total asshole. Pumped me full of seed and pulled a French exit quicker than you could say 'je ne sais quois.'

by Approbate May 3, 2011