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England 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿 is a place with people that think they’re rock solid and wander around the street with knives. Everybody that thinks we’re super fancy is wrong we like our tea but not to the extent you put it at. There are a lot of gangs that smoke 20 packs per day
Oí bruv wag wan you pieces of crap give me your lighter naw fam I need to light this fag

We aren’t

Golly gosh lovely weather we are having. Fancy a spot of tea.

England is the most chant place ever
England by Invisible_mystery December 25, 2019
were moving to england
england by willh1789 September 13, 2020
england? wit a fucking riddy mate
england by gracepaulx October 24, 2019
england is the best u nazis are goin down n u terrorists we'r gona bomb u in the near future we'r called great britain 4 a reason we'r da hardest in the world chris hinks is fat and he likes it up the arse hardcore
rikiy hatton lennox lewis england has all the hardest people der is
england by chris hinks November 7, 2007
A sh*t country in northern europe who thinks its so rich but its not...
The official GDP per capita there is 34920 but englands in dept with 12.6% of its GDP per capita so its real GDP per capita is 30590 which is about the same as spain, italy and slovenia which are poor at the moment in general england is a shitty country full of chavs and no brain thugs who think they are the coolest people who have walked on this planet SWEDEN IS SOOO MUCH BETTER AND SOOO MUCH RICHER THAN ENGLAND FUCK U ENGLAND!!
american tourist: I hate england luckily im going back to the US tommorow

chav: WHA DA FUK DID U SAY??! (chav knifes the tourist and takes his wallet)
england by joerostah May 1, 2011