Emil

To masturbate in the shower only using your fantasy.

The last two days we didn’t have any internet, so I had to do an Emil!

Emil by sknh July 30, 2025

Emil

A guy who likes his little blue teddybear/elephant and fries

Emil likes Motten

Emil by Bob Kåre Jensen August 8, 2025

emil steilsson 

The cute Iceland personification from Hetalia. He has white-silver, curly hair and his eyes differ from purple to a blue. Emil wears a dark brown military jacket, a white dress shirt, brown straight-legged pants, and white half-laced boots. He also sports a pair of white gloves. He carries around with him a Puffin, a penguin-like bird, which sometimes wears a pink/red ribbon around his neck. Himaruya has reveled the puffin's name to be Mr. Puffin. Mr. Puffin may look cute, but he speaks and acts like a mafioso. Out of his four other brothers (Norway, Denmark, Finland, and Sweden), he is the youngest. He appears to be calm and composed on the surface, but is warmer and more passionate deep down. Due to financial problems, Russia has been helping him out, although Emil can't help but act a bit suspicious. Iceland seems to be embarrassed and flustered when the other Nordics try to get him to call Norway "Big Brother". Iceland refuses most of the time, and states that he would have rather originated from a tribe of mysterious natives. People in the Hetalia fandom like to 'ship' or pair him most with 1.) Hong Kong 2.) Norway 3.) Turkey and 4.) Denmark.

"Emil Steilsson is my favorite character off of Hetalia!"

emil steilsson by I'M DENMARK SUCK MY DIIIICK January 8, 2014

emil kraftkar 

A man persuing a yasuo career but fails miserably and ends up a «godlike viktor».
Jokes aside though, the man is the best climber of the Veteran Langåsdammen Esports team.

D3 baby

Emil Kraftkar: Det meldes storm

emil kraftkar by Langåsdammen eSports October 15, 2021

Emil Cete 

a person who has a very shiny, bald head, and is often too enthusiastic in his job.

Famous quotes by Emil Cete include: "if you're screwed you're screwed," If you're good on the a part, just don't fuck up the b part," "RICH GET RICHER, POOR GET POORER," you get the point.

Emil Cete by IndianSand February 15, 2022

Emil Edmar 

Emil is usually an extremely rad guy with really nice cheek bones. He only likes 'good looking' people, and anyone would die to be seen with him. He thinks hes the best, but i gotta tell yah...he is. Although he can be mean he always means the best. He comes off as a tough guy with no attached emotions, but i read his astrology sign and it says hes a softy and a rmoantic, and all he wants to do is cuddle. Emil has to litteraly beat the girls off with a stick.... cause they all just love him....
he says hes an optimist and a non smoker. but he does enjoy the casual blow, and a hair pull.
Emil is an all round great guy and i'll miss him so much when he moves to England:(

girl 1 -omg theres Emil Edmar
girl 2 -omg is my makeup okay!?!

"Talk to the elbow emil, cause my hands on vaction...in italy."
"Emil....Whats your PR-OBB-LEMM?
...pull my hair.

Emil Edmar by JessWol December 14, 2008

Emil aganobitch 

A little shit that thinks he is good at using a kickbike, but in reality he sucks so much ass.
He is in love with every girl on the planet.
He doesn’t dare to fight people in his own age, but he can fight younger kids but they usually win anyways.
He is also very aggressive

Hey faggot did u hear what Emil aganobitch did
Probably something stupid nigga

Emil aganobitch by The_swag_yo_man June 9, 2018