eMachine

a computer manufacturer, i got one, with windows xp home and it doesnt crash, its a good computer

eMachines/Windows XP Home/2.8 gigahertz processor/3 gig RAM/T3

fuck yea man

by Matt June 13, 2004

emachines

the best comptr manufacturar eva!!!!!!!!!!!!
ive had mine for 2 yers nd it never crashed.
So any 1 hoo ses there crap can get screwed!

Ted:Hi,Bill, i got a new eMachines PC
Bill:they're shit
Ted:That's it ill fuck you up
Bill:Bring it,ho!

by Louix June 11, 2006

emochild

A human creation from someone's depressed imagination. This differs from an imaginary friend because these are commonly used as: an excuse to masturbate, a way to get sympathy over the Internet, and a way to prove emoness.

putz: I love Amber so much, but she doesn't love me back. She sees me as a friend. I'm afraid to tell her, because she might never want to talk to me again. Sometimes I cry about the situation. I actually cry myself to sleep about it a lot.
r00723r0: I think you have an emochild. Call the suicide hotline before it's too late.

by r00723r0 September 25, 2006

Emick

A person of EMO culture that is sick.

"Look at that Emick, he looks worse than usual"

by drclesahoobawich March 4, 2010

Eichel

Eichel will keep it 💯with all of his bro's. His a nigga. Who goes by bro'before hoes. He likes Raping mostly slow fast flow ,💯He likes pussy but wat motivates him to get millions is his code of(I don't want pussy I've had that already I want millions 💯). Few people have the name if you meet one your blessed 💯

Did you hear Eichel's new verse💯

by Eichel December 29, 2018

Emic

One who is both emo and gothic.

You see that girl over there? She's such an emic.

by James A. October 29, 2005

eicher

someone who blows it all the time at whatever he trys

dude that eicher locked his keys in his car. he blew it

by cheesebonk September 13, 2010