eating the mango

Performing cunilingus.

From the resemblance between eating a juicy mango and performing oral sex on a female.

Guy: My girlfriend likes me to perform oral sex on her, but I don't enjoy it.... It's just so ... wet and messy.

His buddy: Dude, think of it as, like, eating a mango. In fact, my girlfriend calls it eating the mango.

by Dandy Dinmot May 17, 2009

Cheese eating surrender monkey

A person of French origin

Pierre is a cheese eating surrender monekey.

by Q-Bert April 4, 2003

Ealing

Queen of the Suburbs. Located somewhere in west London. Contains Acton (chav central), Southall ('little India'), Perivale (more commonly known as 'Perv-vale'), Greenford (home of all those people who have to take the bus to school and end up being late most days) and many more. A nice place, though.

A: You goin' Ealing?
B: Sure.

by word1 November 22, 2010

like a dog eating hot chips

from Roger's Profanisorus, Viz.

a style of fellatio; an exuberant blowjob

...and there was Vera, on her knees, at his cock like a dog eating hot chips...

by barn March 9, 2005

eating

Slang heard in rap/hip-hop music to indicate success in one's life, e.g. the figurative opposite of starving.

Jay Z: "And I'm eating, so much I bought extra, so much so that dinner's now turned into breakfast..."

Kanye West: "And I'm eating, but I'm still thirsty..."

by slickpoo May 26, 2010

Eating Sushi off a Barbers Floor

When u are going down on a girl with a fishy smelly cunt!

"Ahhh mate it was like eating sushi off a barbers floor"

by Dan November 30, 2003

shit eating

To be exceptionally smug, full of oneself.

after that gummer i had a shit eating grin

by butthead May 10, 2006