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Easter egging 

When a person dips their balls in colored dye, then paints another persons face while they are sleeping.
"You shouldn't of passed out last night bro.."

"Yea I know, the guys Easter egged me pretty bad. I didn't even realize until I got to work this morning."

"..Im so sick of them Easter egging me, people keep wanting to hide me for their kids.."
Easter egging by A-MAHFUGGIN-J February 11, 2013
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Easter Cream Egg

When a male ejaculates in his partner's ass. The Second partner (female/male) then squats over the first, and makes clucking sounds while defacating on his chest. While the action is performed, the Second partner must cluck like the Cadbury's Bunny while flapping her arms. Bonus points are awarded for wearing bunny ears.

Orgins trace back to the popular Cleveland Steamer.

This can only be done for a limited time around Easter...or else it's considered sick, poor timing, or not as special.
"Oh boy, it's Easter time! I can't wait for my Easter Cream Egg!Buk buk buk buk buk buk buu-uuk"

Easter bunny 

Someone who serial bar hops in a single night and are really good at acting not drunk so the bartenders will serve them more.
He was a total Easter bunny he literally blackout in the street next to the Rusty Bird Cage.

easter trail 

When you shove as many cadbury easter eggs in your own anus that you can fit then take public transportation around the city while it melts throughout the day.
"Dude chill out it's not shit, it's just an easter trail. It's a joke for my youtube channel. quit hitting me bro"
easter trail by Summers Sausage April 20, 2019

Easter Blessing 

Sex from behind where you crush /melt a chocolate egg between you
I've been drinking since 12, ain't nobody getting an Easter Blessing tonight!
Easter Blessing by BiggaPoppa April 6, 2023

easter massacre 

after Easter when you eat a bunch of chocolate Easter bunnies and the shame that follows.
Just had an easter massacre and felt horrible about myself. Those bunnies didn't know what hit them.

Easter Eggs 

slang for MDMA (Ecstacy). A stress is usually placed on the 'e'.
I'm looking to roll, got some Easter Eggs.
Easter Eggs by J November 26, 2003