Earie Canal

When two guys each take their dick and put it in each of one girls ears and then blowing their load causing the semen to meet in the middle or the stronger blast coming out the other

I heard you guys gave emily an earie canal

we sure did i think shes deaf in one ear now

by Captain butter biscuit April 6, 2010

Earl

The sexiest man alive. If there is a God, he is God's gift to women. Definately the greastest kisser on the planet. A night spent with him will always be the greatest night of your life. He is said to know the contours of a womans body better than she does. *WARNING* Simply making eye contact with him may result in an orgasm on spot that's how amazing he is. If you have him, never let go.

"Have you seen Earl and his girlfriend? Damn she is the luckiest girl in the world."

by wintersolstice March 29, 2009

Earl Boykins

2nd shortest player in NBA history. The only player taller than him is Muggsy Bogues, who was 5'3". Known for his speed, quick shooting, and tenacious defense he is one of my favorite players. If he was 6'6" he be a superstar.

Don't even bother trying to stop Earl Boykins in transition, he'll just breeze right by you and hit a layup

by C-Note 2000 May 16, 2005

the eagle flies on Friday

Payday!

The eagle flies on Friday, and we'll party all night long.

by delancy November 17, 2010

desert eagle

Desert Eagle. Pretty cool gun. Finicky with ammo. Really does not like lightly loaded rounds. Mine does fairly well with the ammo I reload for it using starline brass, Rainier 335gr bullets, CCI-350 primers, and 29 grains (weight not individual grains) of H110 powder.

The percieved recoil is actually less than most .44magnum revolvers like my 44 Ruger Blackhawk. This is due to it being gas operated and especially due to its excessive weight. Those of you that say it will break your wrist have no clue what you are talking about. Don't buy into the hype. It's powerful for a handgun but it is completely controllable with practice.

It's not worth having if you don't reload as ammo is $1-$1.50 per round. I can load the above "recipe" for about $160 per thousand if I already have the brass which can withstand a dozen or more loadings.

It does serve a practical role as a hunting handgun but is probably rarely used as such.

You guys make some pretty retarded comments on your wisdon of the Desert Eagle.

by RRA_45 May 16, 2006

The Eagle Has Landed

The sexual position which requires one partner, and an RC airplane. To perform the position, you must first have the RC airplane on the man's erect penis, representing the runway for the plane. When all the flight checks meet standards, you may take off, being sure the penis is used as a proper runway. When the airplane is in the air, the other partner must then bend over to simulate the runway in which the plane will land after its journey around Europe. Once all the sights have been seen, you can then proceed to land the plane in the runway , which is the other partner's anus. Then the position is finished with the man ejaculating and shouting, "The Eagle has Landed!"

I finally convinced my wife to do the eagle has landed with me, and I even let her be the pilot. It was a blast!

by TheEagleLander December 8, 2014

Eagle Justice

1. The act of punching someone in the testicles. To be clear, kicking doesn't count, and punching someone in the penis doesn't count. This appelation applies only to punching someone in the testicles, which requires some crouching. 2. The victory cry for having punched someone in the testicles.

"America doesn't torture. We punch people in the balls and call it Eagle Justice."--Barack Obama to Joint Session of Congress

"Eagle Justice!"--shouted in victory, having just vanquished a foe with a punch to the balls

by charlotte miaow March 20, 2009