I'd rather shave my eyeballs

A useful analogy for describing a complete refusal to partake in an activity.

Tate: Hey, hon, that guy that refuses to speak to you, you need to take your relationship to the next level. Right now it's in the awkward stages, but with a little work I know you could make things work. You need to hang around his work place and home and once he sees how commited you are to him, he'll change his mind.
Tammy: Right, Tate, hun. I'd rather shave my eyeballs.

by bitem'eye January 5, 2011

My eye ball is moist

moist

Guy one"My eye ball is moist"
Guy two "ok?"

by Dead Rad November 26, 2020

eyeballage

1. adj: the amount of time spent staring directly (in a "Cracked-Out" manner), into the eyes of another person.
2. appearing very wide-eyed

That dude had to be on crack. He stared at me with crazy wide eyes and i was like, Dude! Too much eyeballage!

by cls1426 June 22, 2010

eyeballing

taking a bottle of vodka or any type of beer in a bottle and holding over ones eye creating the alc. to get to the brain faster and makeing u drunk fasterr and can completly pass a breathalizer .

yo guys lets drinkk

nahh chill were guna go eyeballingg

by Chammppp July 15, 2011

Eyeballing

simotaniously cum into a female's eyes making her temporarily blind, spin her around and then make her kneel and cock slap her repeatedly from different angles and places.

"try eyeballing a girl it's extremely hilarious."

by blumpkin10$ August 17, 2009

doherty's eye ball

when the table of which you are playing beer pong is wet making a cup drift away from the others

andrew doherty; "fuck i just got another doherty's eye ball"

by skyla hoffmi March 13, 2008

eyeballing

Eyeballing (infinitive verb) refers to an erotic act of one person licking another person's eyeball. This act does not derive its erotic nature from any actual connection to a sexual organ or classically sexual act. It is only sexually arousing to people with a fetish for tongues, eyeballs, licking, or any combination of them. It was first discovered in Japan, where pornography laws arguably force creative forms of "erotic art" by not easily allowing the depiction of sexual organs.

Guy #1: Dude, you have to come see this website!
Guy #2: Why is that Japanese girl licking the other girl's eye?
Guy #1: That's called eyeballing, it's the latest thing. It gets people off.

by pierze May 28, 2008