Exhaustipated

Being so tired you can't even poop. You're not bunged up or anything, but it's been a long day, and the bathroom is alllllll the way over there...

Tom got in from his 60 hour work week and flopped down on the couch to take off his steel toes... only to find he was too exhaustipated to get up afterwards.

by LukaRam August 11, 2017

Exhaustipated

When you're so exhausted that it prevents you from being able to make a bowel movement, causing discomfort and pain; furthering your exhaustion. You are now exhausted and constipated: exhaustipated.

I've had such a long week and now I am so exhaustipated

by urmom26 March 28, 2023

Exhaustipated

So exhausted you simply cannot give a shit anymore

My life has been so busy and complicated of late, I am completely exhaustipated.

by Kaybee Brown September 6, 2023

mortally exhausted

When someone is so exhausted that they feel like they'll slip into an eternal coma.

"My headlights are out, I caught a cold and my favourite TV show got cancelled, I'm just mortally exhausted right now"

by Captain Procrastination February 2, 2019

COVID EXHAUSTION

Being exhausted from living through a pandemic most commonly seen in essential employees

Person 1 : Hey man how are you doing ?
Person 2 : I’m alright but just feeling a bit of Covid exhaustion

by Urbandemolition February 12, 2021

heat exhaustion

That Thing That You Experience At Band Camp, EVERY DAY.

Director: Time For A Water Break!
Everyone But The Woodwinds: Dead From Heat Exhaustion.

by Your_Mom_LOL March 28, 2022

Type 2 Exhaustion

Your will power is like a muscle. Whilst you can certainly make it stronger, it eventually gets tired. There will be days when you don't feel like doing anything. That's because your will power is exhausted. This is what's called "Type 2 Exhaustion".

P: Hey man, did you finish that chapter from the compiler book?
S: Nah, man. I have type 2 exhaustion. I'll start studying from next week.

by sudw1n October 30, 2023