A turtle which says "dur." Created by Drew of Left-handed toons (by right-handed people) in his bad comic challenge.
James: Did you see Drew's bad comic challenge?
Greg: Yeah, that durtle was the most adorable thing ever.
Greg: Yeah, that durtle was the most adorable thing ever.
by JammyToast March 22, 2011
Get the Durtle mug.Someone who uses magic to be a dick or performs magic in a dickiesh way. The word comes from the fictional character Albus Dumbledore the wizard from the Harry potter trilogies and also the word dick which has many other meanings. It can also be used for someone who crosses you in a negative magical way like a miracle or something unbelievable got lucky.
The magician at the show was a real Dumple dick. I cannot believe that Dumple dick didn't wreck his car when he cut me off driving.
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Noun: An individual wearing a mask of your face, that ambushes you while you're taking a shit and starts enthusiastically fucking you. (in any orifice of the dumpleganger's preference)
Also refer to: Dumpelstiltskin
Also refer to: Dumpelstiltskin
by Professor Butt Knuckle January 27, 2016
Get the Dumpleganger mug.A fat, lazy asswipe. Who never showers or brushes his teeth. Completely A-sexual.
A pizza-faced virgin.
You can ring grease out of his hair.
Animal abuser.
Lying, two faced, sociopath.
Never goes to the dentist, and definately needs dentures and a toothbrush.
Oblivious to alcohol theives.
A pizza-faced virgin.
You can ring grease out of his hair.
Animal abuser.
Lying, two faced, sociopath.
Never goes to the dentist, and definately needs dentures and a toothbrush.
Oblivious to alcohol theives.
EW, did you see his teeth...FUCKING DURTLE!
Why does your house smell like a dumpster, must of been a durtle!
Why does your house smell like a dumpster, must of been a durtle!
by The_sweetest_BITCHullEVERmeet August 17, 2011
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by Bigmeat Thunderballs October 25, 2011
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Get the duplex mug.(1) noun: the wrong asian
(2) noun: an individual who, but for the kindness of strangers and/or the liability the Maze, would still be lost in said maze
(3) noun: an inidividual who, due to his own failure, is bitter as hell
(4) verb: to become an individual who, but for the kindness of strangers and/or the liability the Maze, would still be lost in said maze
(5) noun: an individual who is well-known to be of questionable moral standing, foul temperament, and inexplicable constant hunger
(6) noun: A SORE LOSER
(2) noun: an individual who, but for the kindness of strangers and/or the liability the Maze, would still be lost in said maze
(3) noun: an inidividual who, due to his own failure, is bitter as hell
(4) verb: to become an individual who, but for the kindness of strangers and/or the liability the Maze, would still be lost in said maze
(5) noun: an individual who is well-known to be of questionable moral standing, foul temperament, and inexplicable constant hunger
(6) noun: A SORE LOSER
Man, so my girlfriend wanted to do something special for me and said I should meet her at the center of this awesome corn maze. But when I got there, I just Duddykins Dursley'd, and now I have no idea what she was going to do. She dumped me a few hours later.
by Ringer of the Bell of Success October 29, 2010
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