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Albus Dumbledore

Fictional character from Harry Potter book series.
*Headmaster of Hogwarts
*General Genius
*Killed (on order) by Severus Snape
*Loved by many
*Recently "outed", as it were, so...Gay Rights Icon?
"I would have told you before if I knew it would make you so happy" - JK Rowling on Albus Dumbledore's outing

"I heard Albus Dumbledore slept with little children!!" - Right wing dick on confused about paedophilia.
by emily. probs. December 12, 2007
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dimblecunt

slur; A derogatory remark towards a person (usually a n00b) generally used when no other word seems to completely describe the objective's sheer ignorance of a subject.
It is thought to have originated in IRC, specifically being used by the user named "LoNeR".
<n00b> I have been trying to find warez to download. Can anybody help me out?
<LoNeR> No, DIMBLECUNT! Why don't you try contacting somebody at www.cia.gov and aske them.
by Ron Jeremy January 7, 2005
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Albus Dumbledore

Full name: Albus Percival Wulfric Brian Dumbledore

Fatherly figure and invaluable helper for Harry Potter in the Harry Potter series. Usually the one to give Harry the courage/resources he needs to accomplish whatever obstacles are put before him. Killed by Severus Snape in the sixth novel, but his death is questionable for several reasons:

1. He went FLYING off of the roof when hit by the curse. Everyone else simply dropped to the ground, dead before they even hit it.
2. What happened to his wand? In the song sung by a drunken Hagrid and Slughorn, it says, "They laid him to rest with his hat inside out and his wand snapped in two, which was sad." But there was no mention whatsoever of his wand after it rolled to the corner of the roof. Maybe he still needs it?
3. A phoenix. Why a phoenix? Why not an owl, the customary symbol of wisdom which is the very quintessence of our definition of Dumbledore? I believe that, like the phoenix with which he is so closely associated, Dumbledore will rise from the ashes...in one form or another.
Albus Dumbledore can't be dead, Harry still needs him.
by Qwertyuiopasdfghjkl November 5, 2005
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dumbelldores

Heavy weights (dumbells) often used at the gym for maximising muscle growth.
"yeah i did a phat chest sesh at the gym today... busted out some 35kg dumbelldores on reps. my pecs are so brutalised now"
by omg i am wtf uber May 16, 2007
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When being compared to a box of rocks would be an insult to rocks everywhere.

When being compared to retards would be an insult to retards everywhere.
Dude, you are dumber than a box of retarded rocks.
by RabbiRob July 2, 2006
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Kendra Dumbledore

The awesome and kick ass mother of Albus Dumbledore!
AKA Headmaster of Hogwarts until (SPOILER) he dies.
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Also used to define the word awesome.
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"Yo have you read da 7th book?"
"Yessss but I was too busy drooling over Kendra Dumbledore's awesome-ness!!!"

"HEY WHAT WAS THAT!?"
"IDK BUT IT WAS ALMOST KENDRA DUMBLEDORE worthy of AWESOME!"

"HEY YOUR KENDRA DUMBLEDORE!"
"Thanks KAYLERZ & GRACEY & CARLYYZ!"
by Kendra Dumbledore May 24, 2009
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Dumbleweed

To score on ones self in the game of foosball
I was about to win but commited a Dumbleweed.
by Booger132 December 27, 2011
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