When your buddy is passed out and you glue a duck bill to his GRUNDLE. When he awakes and tries to walk the duck bill will wiggle and bite the back of his sack causing him to fall to the ground and yell, SHIT!!! The grundle bites are attacking my sack!
Billie bob (bag of donuts)Yooo Johnnie, let's give Todd the GRUNDLE DUCKLING he is passed out.
Johnnnie, sweet I got a duck bill handy!
Billie Bob glueing, glueing
5 hours later...
Todd awakes and tried to walk to the bathroom and falls over in pain holding his package...
Todd.. CRAP the grunts are attacking my SACK!
Johnnnie, sweet I got a duck bill handy!
Billie Bob glueing, glueing
5 hours later...
Todd awakes and tried to walk to the bathroom and falls over in pain holding his package...
Todd.. CRAP the grunts are attacking my SACK!
by ass hammer December 3, 2006
Get the grundle duckling mug.The carrying out of this extreme natural event is so rare only a few people on the entire planet have had the opportunity to witness its sheer brutal capacity. 'Ducking' Involves that of two ducks going about their daily business, however don't be fooled by the calm and reserved persona of these creatures, as deep within they posses a deep desire to cause pain and misery for that of their own species... When 'ducking' occurs, a male duck grabs the female violently around the neck pulling it into its own control, then submerges the female duck into the murky water beneath in a terrifying vortex of power. The fighting couple re-surface meters from where they entered, and at this point the male duck jumps on top of the shell shocked female duck, engaging in violent and painful humping actions, which can only be described as horrifying. After a few seconds the male duck jumps off and flees to avoid the wrath of an angry hormonal female duck after enduring been 'ducked' and brutally attacked. Just a few minutes after this terrible ordeal the ducks retreat to eating bread and generally floating around aimlessly... The ability of these innocent ducks to cause so much pain illustrates that of sheer beasts , of which should be approached with extreme caution. Overall ducks remain a un-harmful species but must be approached with caution.... Didn't think duck rape was possible?... It is now!
by BButcher555 April 21, 2011
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When a person -particularly of the female persuasion- feels the need to post excessive pictures of them self with their lips pushed out in "duck face" and more-often-than-not with copious amounts of cleavage, on the internet.
Girl 1: "Did you see Janie's new profile picture?"
Girl 2: "Yea, it looks just like the rest of them. She has a serious case of Slutty Duckling Syndrome."
Girl 2: "Yea, it looks just like the rest of them. She has a serious case of Slutty Duckling Syndrome."
by MeleeLee August 8, 2012
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gif: eventually were just going to accept ducking as a swear word
me: why?
gif: cuz its almost close to the f word
me: ducking means duck down
gif: no it dosent
me: ok
me: why?
gif: cuz its almost close to the f word
me: ducking means duck down
gif: no it dosent
me: ok
by Aiden J April 6, 2021
Get the eventually were just going to accept ducking as a swear word mug.When a slut lays on her back and hangs her head over the edge of the bed and a guy stands in front of her and fucks her mouth. The act of ducking allows the slut to open her throat so that the guy can get his cock down her throat. Ducking is great way for whores to learn how to deep throat.
by nolaxtogrind March 4, 2015
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A common phrase typed originally as "fucking weird" into a blackberry with a condensed keypad and changed by the blackberry's "spell wreck" software to read "ducking wired".
Lisa: I feel like I'm hungover this morning yet I wasn't drinking last night!
Sharleen: That's ducking wired. Maybe you're pregnant.
Lisa: I'm not pregnant! Duck you!
Sharleen: That's ducking wired. Maybe you're pregnant.
Lisa: I'm not pregnant! Duck you!
by BlueCrystal August 17, 2010
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