spirited driving

An exciting method of operating a motor vehicle; taking a car to it's performance limits.

Let's take your dad's M3 out to this weekend's SCCA event for some spirited driving.

by Aaron, biatch February 12, 2006

driving

The Murphy's Law of Driving

1) The car infront of you is always slower.

2) The car in back of you always wants to go faster.

3) There is never traffic until you start to back out of your driveway.

4) There is never traffic until you reach the stop sign.

5) When you are in a hurry, everyone is on a joy ride.

6) When you are looking for an address, everyone is in a hurry.

7) Bugs, salt, and other grime on the windshield are attracted to the area directly infront of your line of sight.

8) If a car in the other lane is hovering between you and the car infront of you, he wants to switch, even though...

9) Turn signals (blinkas) are never used.

10) Your exit is 3 lanes to the right, and about 200 feet away.

And that's just the tip of the iceberg.

by The Sub March 1, 2005

drive me bananas

Drive me bananas = Drive me crazy. It's related to another expression in English: "to go ape" which means to 'go crazy' in the sense of acting 'crazy' like monkeys we see at the zoo act,

That noise will drive me bananas

by normarcelo October 3, 2015

drive like a begley

A person who drives up hills and fly off them to on comeing traffic

Yo bro i drive like a begley all the time it is so fun you should try it

by KING PUNJAB October 5, 2019

driving while blind

This is operating a motor vehicle in an extremely intoxicated state.

Man, look at this sarge, that guy, blew a .38 BAT, we should have arrested him for driving while blind!

by I, Wreckerrr April 13, 2021

Braille Driving

Driving along the dotted lines, shoulder or reflector bumps, as though the tires were reading them, like a blind person reading braille. See also pac-manning

Dude, watch out for that car ahead of us, he's totally braille driving!

by Mis May 17, 2007

anal driver

A screwdriver used in the anus.

1. Don't touch my anal driver, i havn't washed it.

by Matthew the GOD May 22, 2008