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ben dover and eat mike hawk

its pretty self explanatare just say it out loud and youll get it
hey jake! ben dover and eat mike hawk
by bendoverandeatmikehawk October 9, 2020
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Dovey

dovey is a rare creature,they are also known as a moo-moo,daddy,baby,sweetie pie. This creature is sweet,kind,caring,sexual,loves to cuddle at night time,go to the movies,play mini-golf,go on trips,take naps during the day,have sex for hours,barbeque's,go swimming, jump on trampolines and is even willing to lay out in the sun &tan with his special lady, a dovey loves chilli cheese dogs with onions, a dovey will give massages and love you forever&ever no matter how they act, because a true dovey is genuine. mwahh !
A man wouldn't agree to watching Simple Life because chances are he'd think it sucks and is a waste of life, but a Dovey would suck it up and pretend not to mind because he loves his girly and knows id make her extra happy.
by jesse's lover October 3, 2007
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ben dover

"Hello, I'm looking for a man whose last name is Dover, first name Ben."
"Just one second... Hey, is there a Ben Dover here? Hey, Ben Dover!"
"With pleasure, lunchmeat!"
"Ahhhh!"
"Hahahahah"
"Listen here, you punk. If I ever find out where you live, you are going to have a belly full of rusty knives."
by Anonymous May 15, 2003
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Domed

The act of getting hit over the head with a blunt object. Usually an expression used in video games.
He just domed you so bad.
by Jeff Stevens February 3, 2004
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Dove Cameron

The most amazing women ever. Super inspirational. So sweet. A beautiful person and a girl who really shows so much love to everyone. She is generous, loyal, an amazing singer and actress. I can write a whole book of how amazing she is. She is my passion my joy. The person who makes me smile. The person who can build happiness. She's cute like a button and someone I'll remember.
by Dovr cameron September 5, 2017
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ben dover

Ben Dover - a middle/ old aged Gonzo pornographer who looks like the kind of guy you'd get round to tune your sky dish, or alternatively, like the benevolent old codger who used to hang around your schoolgates in an old trenchcoat offering Wherther's originals to schoolkids until outed by the "Sun" newspaper and beaten half to death by a horde of chavs. Also a religious figure in the Turkish village of Turkmenkbabflapparappa, population 2 men, 1 crone, 234 goats and 556,783.5 effigies of Ben Dover in various sexual positions.

Main features and defining characteristicas of Ben Dover are 1) Chemically damaged mullet, which recedes in a perfect straight line across the middle of his head.
2) Larger than average penis, which looks like a toadstool when erect and, as Ben is the cameraman in his own films, is usually viewed rather shakily (due to his state of arousal) from above entering a middle aged woman's mouth in an A-Road lay by near Kettering, framed by a pair of pointy cowboy boots, Ben's favoured footwear. 3) Obsession with sticking his finger up an assortment of victims' booty holes, to an accompaniment of hissing sexual noises akin to a feeding frenzy when a rotting goat carcass is thrown to a pack of Komodo dragons and frantic masturbation of the "toadstool".
Hello, my name is Ben.... Ben Dover. You're very naughty.... (forces digit into victim's rectum).
by Turku Bentu July 4, 2006
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dove you

1.To really care for someone and cherish them. Usually in the sense of a friend having feelings of adoration for another friend. 2. An innocent liking towards another person.
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