Spent Douche

Someone whose pathetic work ethic is only matched by a complete lack of job skills.

There could be no more worthless an item in the universe than douche that's been used, so this should be reserved for those individuals who make one question the efficacy of evolution.

Can also be used in acronym form, SD.

"Dude, you didn't rack up the new server last week while I was on vacation!?"

"No, I couldn't find a cart so it's still in the mail room."

"DAMN... spent douche"

by pabloxyz2003 July 6, 2009

shoe douche

a guy who thinks their a badass for buying a ton of air jordans, nikes, ect. Shoe douches have a tendancy to post their shoes on facebook and to buy more a week later.
Some people just dont realize u dont need 17 different shoes for normal sports.

Bill: "Yo, Angie I just got some new Adidas check them out."

Angie: "I don't give a sh*t your such a shoe douche who cares."

by jamalkid324 October 29, 2011

smoking douche

Crack heads smoking crack

Yooo that man smoking douche

by Rocky’s ducha February 20, 2019

Sorry, I don't sprechen the douche.

Response to someone either being a douche, saying something douchey, or telling you to get an Über.

Play on "sprechen sie deutsch"

Q: "Why don't you just take an Über?"

A: "Sorry, I don't sprechen the douche."

by Bob Rogue July 15, 2016

Soccer Douche

A guy that plays soccer at a moderate or high level and thinks he's the fliest thing out there. Most of the time he has metro-sexual tendencies, with common patterns such as shaved eyebrows, skinny jeans, tight shirts, dyed hair and bitch-like personality. The Soccer-douche is everywhere in the soccer sphere; some classify David Beckham as one, but undoubtedly the biggest examples of a soccer-douche are Christiano Ronaldo and Mario Balotelli. Do not be confused, a metro-sexual soccer player with most of the characteristics previously mentioned is not necessarily a soccer-douche, unless he has a bitch-like personality which is the trademark characteristic of a soccer douche; by this we mean an egocentric, insensitive, whiny attitude. The soccer-douche is a singular breed and represents a very unique situation in the world of man-sports given his consistent success in the sport of soccer, where he is able to feed his ego but at the same time is accepted and sometimes almost idolized by the fan base which is mostly comprised of average down-to-earth guys who in normal situations would frown upon his kind.

Guy 1: Hey Christiano want to go play a pick up game at the park

Christiano: No thanks, I only play at the Bernabeu

Guy 1: Man you're such a soccer douche

by PATO_scream January 13, 2011

Super Master Douche

A person who only thinks of themselves. Tends to lie. steals from people,and blows off friends and family. Acts like they are straight but really GAY. Has an asian sized weiner.

no one will like you if you are a Super Master Douche!

by NIGHTFAG11 September 6, 2013

son of a douche

A cross between son of a bitch and a douche for when one insult just won't do

youre a son of a douche

by GOBIOUS INDUSTRYS January 27, 2010