Scrotanic Disaster

A horrific event occuring to one's scrotum or sack, usually used as a threat.

Dude, if you don't chill soon you're going to find yourself in the midst of a Scrotanic Disaster!

by Errr June 19, 2006

Disasterbation

To gorge on the massive amounts of fear-mongering news media that reports on nothing more than tragic and violent events across the country and the world.

The disasterbation in this country was waning after the shooting in Arizona until the earthquake/tsunami hit Japan.

by Sudds McDuff April 13, 2011

Disasterbate

When, after unsuccessfully attempting to pick up at the bar (or elsewhere), one returns home to masturbate... Generally while sobbing.

"I was chatting up this totally hot yoga instructor all night when she decides to mention that she has a boyfriend... So I basically had no choice but to head home alone and disasterbate."

by djwendo March 21, 2010

disterned

1.) Looking disturbingly stern.

2.) If your like my partner, you'll occassionally forget words so new ones just spurt out. I liked this one LOL.

"You're looking particular disterned"

by S.P May 23, 2008

dissertillating

for PhD students obsessed with writing their dissertations:
dissertating until late. With a touch of academic titillating--that is, exciting/stimulating the mind from arcane research in the midst of a dissertation project.

During my one-week break from classes, I was dissertillating in the library nonstop.

by Doctoral Candidate September 11, 2010

Disaster Box

Usually used to describe a person who is struggling to the extreme at something or said situation they're struggling at.

This is derived from the game NFL Blitz 2000, where the announcer can be heard occasionally saying "It's a disaster box!"

You've been trying to balance that beer bottle on your nose for 15 minutes now, and have managed to put 3 new stains into the carpet... you're a disaster box

by The Trash Monster July 28, 2011

Dipster

Someone who was hipster before it was "cool" and doesn't actually refer to themselves as a hipster

Kevin: I knew this band 4 years ago
Thelma: I LOVE THIS BAND! and wearing plaid and big glasses... I'm so hipster...

Kevin is a dipster.

by Eggplant1111 February 7, 2014