Dialysis

When you have bum kidneys, that dont filter shit in your blood anymore. You need your blood put through a machine and/or new blood put in.

Jimmy needs dialysis.

by HouseMD July 10, 2009

Butt Dialing

When you accidently call someone, while your phone is in your pocket, due to the buttons being pressed against your legs. Not to be mistaken with bootie call.

Alyssa: Damn! I keep butt dialing John. Maybe I should stop moving my legs so much...
Allison: (Oh my god, she's such a slut)

by CountryBoii December 4, 2010

post-Potter dialect

The effect of reading a Harry Potter book all day. Then through instant messenger or verbal conversation, the reader speaks in ultra-proper english, that of fantasy book characters.

"What did you do today?"
"I called into work this morning and slept until about 4pm. Upon waking up the fever had subsided and my throat was much better."
"Cool"
"Yes, thank goodness. This week is sure to be hell anyway, glad i don't have to fair it while sick."
"Dude, lay off the potter. You've got post-Potter dialect syndrome"

by marrklar August 6, 2007

Dialup

Why are you wasting your time looking up what dialup is? You have any idea how long it takes to load pages on dialup?

Nobody should have dialup anymore, because in this day and age no one should have to suffer with the slow download speeds.

by izcool January 11, 2009

dial toned

to hang up on someone, to cut them off

Bill: "Hey wassup?"
Tony: "Wat u sayin?"
Bill: "Nothin, just chyllen, hangin around"
Tony: "Wanna meet my friend DialTone?"
Bill: "whose dial tone?"
Tony: (hangs up)

by Nick April 25, 2005

Sex-dial

Inadvertently placing a phone call while intimately engaged.

Oops. I sex-dialed my wife while I was with my boss. Now I’m in trouble.

by Dr. GlitterSparkles January 11, 2019

dialup

Incredibly shit.

Arwyn is a dialup

by Anonymous May 2, 2003