diet snap

When you say 'snap', it can mean 'sweet':

Person 1: I just hooked up with the hottest girl of my life!
Person 2: Oh snap!

When you say 'diet snap', it means 'unsweet':

Person 1: I think she might have given me an STD...
Person 2: Diet snap!

Everyone should try to incorporate diet snap into their everyday lives. I can assure you the impact is snap.

Also of note is the fact that snap and diet snap can be abbreviated into S and DS respectively when one needs to be brief.

Gators=basketball champs+football champs+basketball champs= snap
Winter weather in St. Louis= diet snap

by Dr.Bob December 25, 2008

Diet Pirate

When you try to shed some timber and a colleague or family member asks if you fancy some cake or any other heart attack inducing snacks.

(man 1.) My healthy eating plan was going so well before some stupid cow in the office waddled in, armed with some of the finest cakes ive ever seen... i snaffled the lot...

(Man 2.) damn bitch, what a f*cking diet pirate!!

by KungFuDangerous October 9, 2009

Diet fart

An expolsion of gas from the bowels with plenty of sound but absolutely no smell

I was in a lift yesterday and farted but I was gutted it was a diet fart so even tho i left it in the lift there was no reaction

by GGTBod August 12, 2011

Diet vagina

(N) A vagina with little to no scent or taste

"She keeps herself so clean, it's like a diet vagina down there."

by JackJames52 September 18, 2016

diet cherry coke

A soda that sounds quite awesome but one be you get it, you realize it sucks. YET You keep getting it because it sounds good.

Well I could get coke but Diet Cherry Coke sounds pretty great

by Pickelbutton June 16, 2016

Diet Coking

The act of waiting for diet soda foam to recede so you can pour more into the cup.

I am just making a sandwich and diet coking over here.

by Kiruna December 31, 2016

Diet Coke

Something that every middle aged fat woman’s drink to make her fell heathy even tho coke is much more heathy and less cancerous

My teacher ms holl only drink Diet Coke

by Eggplant man May 31, 2018