dickmensions

Dick dimensions!

What are the dickmensions on that fucking hog?

by shadowbytes December 2, 2023

Dicksneeze

Unwanted person, an accidental pregnancy; the product of an ejaculation.

Interchangeable with the insult, "bastard", especially in the context of an unlikable or unwanted person.

I'm do damn annoyed by Jennifer's bullshit. Why is she such a dicksneeze?

by Laina_S October 4, 2024

dickenstroken

The German word for masturbation.

"das dickenstroken der poopenfarten"

by Fact1023 November 24, 2024

Dickscuses

Definition. 1. When your man starts telling you he’s shivery early in the evening. 2. When he says how tired he is before bedtime.

Example: ‘Don’t come at me with your dickscuses.’

by SoooooZee September 19, 2025

Dudis Dikensey

An imaginary walking diaper. It is a figment of a certain child's imagination.

Dudis Dikensey is falling from the sky.

by QUYWETY December 1, 2018

Holy Dickens

An expression used by snobby intellectuals to express their astonishment.

Person 1: good afternoon, have you seen the new Avengers movie?
Person 2: Holy Dickens?! you watch that crap; oh well, what did I expect from someone who wears Fila Disruptors

by awdoajwfa21312 October 22, 2019

Max Dickens

A man who can not have any doubters. Love if wrestling and alter ego named DD. Are we cool?

Max Dickens- You da man bro. Are we cool. Can’t have any doubters.

by Deeper Daddy February 21, 2020