Rogers Division

The most embarrassing unit of the Royal Australian Navy, considered a dumping ground for non-rated trainees who are not currently on training courses. Whether they have been transfered into the division because of medical issues, academic failures, discipline issues or simply because of plans to leave the service, Rogers Division personnel are regarded as unfortunate individuals by the rest of the Navy. Trainees often have little to occupy them throughout the day, and motivated trainees are intermingled with rudderless quitters, leading to a frustrated, apathetic and often nihilistic outlook of their future as defence members, and the nature of service in general. Despite the presence of well-meaning, if somewhat relaxed staff-members to manage the progress of division personnel, Rogers Division is like "Waiting For Godot" in uniform.

"Rogers Division in the papers today. They're named in Defence Inquiry on sexual misconduct."

"Fuck, not again!"

by Clarence McGurk November 14, 2011

Decision

Something that women have a hard time reaching.

Woman 1: I don't know about that.

Woman 2: Well, since it's your decision, make it!

Woman 1: Why?

Woman 2: I don't know. It feels right.

Woman 1: Are you sure about that?

Woman 2: Maybe.

Woman 1: Let's go to the mall.

Woman 2: Okay!

by Ereck Flowers February 15, 2015

Decisions

When you have to fart a decision has to be made. This term stemmed from an all nighter in SF when my friend Melissa had bad gas and said she couldn't help it. I then explained my theory on how a decision must be made. So, if you have to fart you say: I have a decision to make.

a. I need to make a decision.

b. Ewe take your decisions over there!!

by Alaina Joyxoxo February 19, 2009

Trevor Decision

Knowingly diving head first into any form of scenario you are entirely aware will grant you brief satisfaction followed by an extended period of hatred, self-loathing, and an unsurpassed period of sadness, followed by a period of time that leads to the consideration of even more decisions of the like. Commonly found going in vicious cycles out of the idea that just because one human is bad, someone incredibly similar to them must be different because they're not the same person. Root words; "Trevor"- Celtic origin- meaning big dick. "Decision"- unknown origin"- a choice with a known outcome, even if the known is an unknown variable.

"Yo man, see that girl over there in the choker and the red to black ombre lipstick? She's gonna be my next Trevor Decision"

by Guarddog33 May 17, 2018

Plasma Security Division

1: a security group brought straight from the depths of hell: ROBLOX

2: a place where it seems every so often people like to become (insert animal here) girls/boys

person 1: i just joined plasma security division, its my first day and its pretty cool here
person 2: oh hell naw wtf you gonna be transformed into a fucking (animal) later on

by Calamitas January 8, 2022

410 Division

Party house located in East Lansing, Michigan - directly outside the campus of Michigan State University. Top consumers of Brunette's, facebook attention and at times ex-girlfriend problems. Not a suitable location for young children, most pets, and any form of authority. You must have alcohol on hand to walk in this house, (cigarettes are sometimes acceptable under owners discretion). Also the place were many cause of laughter, joy, destruction, love, alcoholism and most likely a future feature film on college life originate from.

Guy: (coming down the stairs, disoriented, sees Katie rapping on a table -indoors- to Asher Roth ) "Umm ... I don't know where I am ..."

Roommate: (hahahaahah!) "Take a shot... come on..." *its 3PM*

Guy: No, really where I am?

Roommate: Your on Division, 410 Division. You slept somewhere here last night.

Guy: Oh ok cool, your're all Hott.... but wait... Why am I all wet?

by karanicolekara August 24, 2009

Decisioneering

Decisioneering is the over-engineering of a simple decision because you can. In fact by using Decisioneering often the event that drove the decision point is over, closed out and has expired by the time the Decisioneered solution has been finalized.

A committee of analysts commenced a Decisioneering process on how to best go about killing a fly. They considered using a flyswatter, as well as researching, proposing, socializing, re-researching, re-proposing, many other ideas. In the end they decisioneered an elaborate, well researched, and effective Rube Goldberg device. Only then did they notice that the fly had left the room.

by PIhToAeCnAix August 26, 2007