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one direction detection

We've... Got... A... Plan!

Get ready for... ONE DIRECTION DETECTION.
by OneD Fandom Fan April 27, 2016
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Erection Detection

When you get a boner with short shorts and your dick comes peeking out the bottom and everyone around can see.
Aaron:"O shit I gotta boner with these little soccer shorts!"

Everyone around looks and can clearly see his penis.

Bystander:"Man, that guy is really struggling with erection detection..."
by the voice of the common cock January 6, 2011
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Randomness vs Determination

An argument that most people see as a "gray area" argument. they will say that there is no plain black and white answer. these are anything from quantum math equations to spiritual beliefs and everything that led up to this moment is it just random or or is it determined Sometimes it's very hard to see the most plain answer, but it is there though it might be hard to find. this question being answered correctly can allow you to see if your a person of religion or... if shit just happens
randomness vs determination
-Randomness, the ideal that all things just happen. the fact that were alive is pure coincidence through a complex strain of chemical mishaps. and nothing we do is supposed to happen. Randomness is the thought that things just happen all by coincidence.

-Determination, the ideal that things are determined before they happen. that wee and earth and the universe is here on purpose, all part of things that were going to inevitably happen under any begging circumstances.
by z-trip July 21, 2009
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Detes

Him: Yo derg whats the detes on the happy-happs goin down tonight?
Other Him: You snorting crack?
by Jasper Danger Ayres-Quirk December 30, 2008
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Detroit lean

Driving with one hand on the wheel while slouched over to the right.
He's got the Detroit lean goin' on in the Deuce and a Quarter.
by T Riggs January 26, 2006
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Detroit diamonds

broken glass from an automobile on the ground; usually from a theft
I was walking down the street barefoot, and I cut myself on some Detroit diamonds.
by jamma whamma July 12, 2006
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Sexual Detention

Forced entrapment in a social setting due to the friend with whom you intend to leave disappearing for over an hour with another friend to engage in unscrupulous and unsubtle sexual shenanigans.
My ride home went off to fool around with a friend when the evening was winding up, leaving me and the friends good enough to keep me company trapped in Sexual Detention!
by Robanes August 8, 2009
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