Dentist

A type of social worker with a hygiene kink who considers themselves doctors because they know how to brush their teeth.

"Oh mom my tooths hurting can we go to a dentist?"
"No Janet shes a TikToker now lets go to a real doctor instead"

by momoniemoproblem September 12, 2023

Eye Dentist

A spiteful name for ophthalmologists used by real doctors who are bitter that they work more arrrs.

*spitty lisping* Oh, so you're not a "real doctor" you're an eye dentist *spits*
Is that arrrs or hours? Both.

by babypiratesnapchat2 May 12, 2024

English Dentist

Similar to the Donkey Punch but instead of punching the person in the back of the head, you twist their head and punch them in the mouth, knocking out their teeth.

Karen needed an ice pack after I gave her an English Dentist last week.

by Captain Lazer Face June 10, 2021

The dentist

when you jizz on a toothbrush and use the jizz as toohpaste

ME and scott did the dentist last night it taste so good

by urbankid6777 February 21, 2011

full dentist

an older(35-50)year old guy working a high pay white collier job whos never ridden a motorcycle that's trying to be cool by buying a top of the line Harley or BMW bike with over $2000 worth of factory gear

look at that idiot waddling that CVO going full dentist

by dixe normas June 5, 2021

Dentist

A person in a mask and blue pajamas who stabs your gums with a sharp metal objects and then gets mad at you when they start to bleed.

The dentist said your gums are bleeding because you don't floss enough.

by null is already in use September 21, 2023

Ramble like a dentist

When someone goes on and on about something so quickly and loudly that they prevent interruption

Joey: "Sometimes he just talks and talks and I can't even get the time to tell him to shut it"
Maria: "Yeah he does ramble like a dentist"

by LOLSPOOPYTIME October 21, 2018