John Denver syndrome

John Denver syndrome is when you die in a way that you have to be totally rich to die in.

Similar to Sonny Bono disease, but with Muppets.

Did you hear that Winchester died of John Denver syndrome? He drank Bordeaux until his final breath.

by Eptin October 20, 2007

Denver Dentures

The act of getting a blowjob from an old lady while almost passing out from altitude sickness. Extra points for squeezing out a dookie during head.

I picked up your grandmother on the ski slopes last night and she didn't just give me head, she gave me the Denver Dentures.

by Grandma's Teeth March 30, 2009

denver omelet

An omelet containing ham, onions, green peppers and optionally cheese,

Mmm, that was a delicious denver omelet!

by Catherinethegreat March 31, 2009

dewberry

tool, douche

I do not want to deal with that dewberry, he thinks he is hot but he really is not!

by donna banana October 15, 2010

John Denver

*shudders*

Mr. Burns: This house has quite a long and colourful history. It was built on an ancient Indian burial ground, and was the setting of Satanic rituals, witch-burnings, and five John Denver Christmas specials.
Homer: *shudders* John Denver...

by CristinaS91 January 2, 2009

dener

a bitch without a life

Dener acts like a bitch

by **^_^** January 18, 2004

Denver Hotdog

it is when you secretly shoot your cum into somebody's shoe and when they go to put their shoes on they step in it

mother fucker i just stepped in a denver hotdog

by Josh "Diabetic" Kaplan August 3, 2008