When you are looking through definitions people have wrote for the Urban Dictionary and you see one so terribly disgusting you have to click the Keep Out button 180,000 times
If I had a dollar for everytime I just clicked the Keep Out button I could raise a child. Who the actual fuck writes these Urban Dictionary definitions?!
by I'm A Fucking Unicorn June 15, 2016
Get the Who the actual fuck writes these Urban Dictionary definitions mug.What the heck are you here? Can’t you read? There is no definition. You can stop reading now.... There’s nothing to do here, you’re just wasting the next 10 seconds of your life. Why are you still reading? This is pointless. Just quit and read a real definition. Why are you still reading. this boring, useless, definition? I mean my NON-Definition. The search bar is above the website page... It’s time to stop reading... Go find something else to do. You still won’t leave? Man, humans are quite more stubborn than I thought. Well if you’re not going to leave. Then I will myself. Goodbye. Find a real definition.
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I’m not here... You can leave.
Ok you want something to do?
Fine.
Let’s try some math. What’s 1 + 1?
Answer was... 2!
Ok, you just wasted about a minute or 2 of your life, you did a little bit of fun math with me, now it is time to leave. I’m quite tired of this. Just, leave okay?
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Ok. Now I’m REALLY tired.
Do you not know how to leave? I can’t really tell who you are. I’m just the program. You are the user. And as the user I suggest that you quit.
Ok. That’s enough. Goodbye user, it was not nice meeting you.
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I’m not here... You can leave.
Ok you want something to do?
Fine.
Let’s try some math. What’s 1 + 1?
Answer was... 2!
Ok, you just wasted about a minute or 2 of your life, you did a little bit of fun math with me, now it is time to leave. I’m quite tired of this. Just, leave okay?
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Ok. Now I’m REALLY tired.
Do you not know how to leave? I can’t really tell who you are. I’m just the program. You are the user. And as the user I suggest that you quit.
Ok. That’s enough. Goodbye user, it was not nice meeting you.
There is no definition.
It’s freaking simple user.
*sigh* Why are you so stubborn?
If you want a definition, find one.
A REAL one.
I can’t kick you out of this page. You have to quit. Stop reading and do something else.
It’s freaking simple user.
*sigh* Why are you so stubborn?
If you want a definition, find one.
A REAL one.
I can’t kick you out of this page. You have to quit. Stop reading and do something else.
by Mr. Not A Good Username February 27, 2021
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by Signup Man December 10, 2021
Get the Grand Theft Auto The Trilogy: The Definitive Edition mug.Definitionist: One who makes definitions. This includes any and all of the wonderful people who've ever added a definition to Urban Dictionary. These people take delight in redefining the liquid, shifting creation that is the English language, either by reworking antiquated words and giving them dynamic new meanings, or else creating entirely new words. It's definitionists we have to thank for such excellent words as: Cool, Posse, Grippa, and basically anything with gratuitous "th"s, "q"s or "y"s, such as "quoth", "thy", "thou", "quip", "hast", and "thine".
Casual Reader: Dang, some of those definitionists really need to find something else to do...
Intelligent Person: Are you kidding? It's definitionists that we have to thank for no longer using the language of the 18th century! I don't know about you, but I don't think that talking like I'm in a Shakespeare play is very cool.
Casual Reader: Wow, you're right! You know what? I'm going to become a definitionist today!
Intelligent Person: Are you kidding? It's definitionists that we have to thank for no longer using the language of the 18th century! I don't know about you, but I don't think that talking like I'm in a Shakespeare play is very cool.
Casual Reader: Wow, you're right! You know what? I'm going to become a definitionist today!
by Vladimir McCools November 29, 2007
Get the definitionist mug.A gamer who believes they are vastly better than they actually are. Often seen in games such as TF2, Overwatch and COD.
"Aw fuck, we've got a Warpig (Gaming definition) on our team. This match is gonna be fucking annoying cause he's just gonna charge in there then blame us when he dies."
by Tumbleflop November 7, 2017
Get the Warpig (Gaming definition) mug.A deformity in the cell membrane that causes water to not move through the cell efficiently, thus lowering the ability of the osmosis process to carry nutrients. Parts of the body start to shut down due to large amounts of malnutrition (effects of Osmosis Deficiency include but aren’t limited to, lose of basic motor skills, the body shutting off access to certain parts of the brain limiting communication skills) early symptoms often resemble severe dehydration. Osmosis Deficiency is a rare disease but it is still possible to catch, their is no proven way to prevent the disease but it is often believed that pomegranates can cause your body to have a harder time defending agents the disease.
I feel bad for Brent he has trouble communicating his thoughts since he got infected with Osmosis Deficiency, he used to speak in such an intelligent way but now when he speaks it’s just comes out as a jumbled mess.
by ThatguyP May 30, 2019
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by laser_fox March 8, 2021
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