deceptive fisting

A rule in Muggle Quidditch in which the beaters of a team claim immunity by putting their fist in the air when immunity cannot be claimed, i.e. when their teammate already has a bludger or the opposing team does not have 2 out of the three bludgers in possession.

That beater put up his fist even though his partner had a bludger! That's deceptive fisting!

by SnitchSnatch October 29, 2017

Decepticondom

the sworn enemy of the autothots

oh shit there is a autothot help go get the decepticondoms

by Megacondom February 8, 2018

Deceptionomics

The study of the nature, grammatics, presentational parameters, and metrics of purposely deceptive online headlines, graphics, and other engineered messages intended principally to mislead the viewer into clicking online links that benefit the deceptor financially, politically, or socially.

The deceptionomics of that website doesn't allow it to permit an iota of truth to emerge.

Deceptionomically, it wouldn't make sense for the candidate to concede the truth of even a part of the allegations.

by Azusakimball September 14, 2018

Decepticat

A very deceptive cat that hides and uses camouflage in order to jump out and attack family members.

Missy is such a Decepticat she jumped out of the blanket she was hiding under and bit me next time I'll poke the couch with a fucking broom before I sit down.

by Max1984Harper December 21, 2018

Decrepence

Similar to Decrepit including -ence: suffix denoting a quality or an instance of it
- filthy or old
- worn out or ruined because of age or neglect
- dirty

I was pulling out some things from the attic and ended up with some sort of decrepence all over me.

by Edins DJ July 1, 2020

decretumm

A super amazing mutual on tiktok; posts great content, and every tiktok they make slays. They are an amazing girlboss, and yes.

Person 1: hey, who is that person that posts amazing stuff on tiktok?

Person 2: don't you know? That's decretumm. They slay

by Pumpkinzay May 31, 2022

Depth Deception

When schools/ classes tell you that you will need to know specific things about a topic in order to succeed in later courses or higher education. In reality, this information is too specific to be used outside of the classroom.

DAYUM! This genetics reading is full of depth deception. I honestly don't think we're ever going to use this ever again.

by ASDFneurosci September 27, 2011