Billy: Mom when is dad coming home?
Mom: hes just gone to the store he'll be home soon...
Billy: But mom he hasn't come back in a 5 years
Mom: hes just gone to the store he'll be home soon...
Billy: But mom he hasn't come back in a 5 years
by Dad_come_home April 18, 2018

by neerajkona August 7, 2020

A dad is someone who will teach you ow to ride a bike to swim and to tie your shoes without my dad I would be lost
by Sam 2480 June 8, 2020

A male parent
Will always be there for you to toughen you up and support you. Loves you no matter what, even if you can't realize that yet.
Will always be there for you to toughen you up and support you. Loves you no matter what, even if you can't realize that yet.
person 1: Can i go to your house tonight?
person 2: I'll have to check with my dad to see if that's ok.
person 2: I'll have to check with my dad to see if that's ok.
by camel-was-here February 4, 2021

by PeePeeMaster I steal your dick December 9, 2021

by IHonetlyDontGiveAShit November 7, 2020
