Dad

The man who went to the store for some cigarettes and still hasn't come back

Billy: Mom when is dad coming home?
Mom: hes just gone to the store he'll be home soon...
Billy: But mom he hasn't come back in a 5 years

by Dad_come_home April 18, 2018

DAD

the best person, who takes care of you, who loves you, who puts a roof under your head

My dad is the best

by neerajkona August 7, 2020

Dad

A dad is someone who will teach you ow to ride a bike to swim and to tie your shoes without my dad I would be lost

My dad is the best

by Sam 2480 June 8, 2020

dad

your dad left you to go get the milk

imagine not having a dad

by yourmum03 July 28, 2022

Dad

A male parent
Will always be there for you to toughen you up and support you. Loves you no matter what, even if you can't realize that yet.

person 1: Can i go to your house tonight?
person 2: I'll have to check with my dad to see if that's ok.

by camel-was-here February 4, 2021

Dad

The absence of matter.

Matter that is not there.

Something that is not a part of your existence.

Hey Dad,

*No Response*

by PeePeeMaster I steal your dick December 9, 2021

Dad

An imaginary figure of your life.

My dad left to get the milk.

by IHonetlyDontGiveAShit November 7, 2020