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Dad

A male parent
Will always be there for you to toughen you up and support you. Loves you no matter what, even if you can't realize that yet.
person 1: Can i go to your house tonight?
person 2: I'll have to check with my dad to see if that's ok.
by camel-was-here February 4, 2021
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Dad

A dad is someone who will teach you ow to ride a bike to swim and to tie your shoes without my dad I would be lost
by Sam 2480 June 8, 2020
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Dad

Dad is a person that has sex with the mom without condum to have a baby to be adad
Sex on dad
by Princes bean July 23, 2017
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dad

lying cheating bastard who you use to idolize but as you grew up you saw the real him who then neglected you and only came back for money(he needed the money for gambling alcohol and drugs)
by Clairoswiife June 1, 2023
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Dad

A person who took place as the male in a child's reproductive process. A dad is a parent of (usually 2, but can be up to 6) children, specifically the male parent. Dads also just so happen to be known as Fathers. Fathers have a tendency to leave after a wife or girlfriend becomes a Mom, or a Mother via sex. However, if the father stays after a child is born from the mother, the father may also perform a move called "leave for the milk" once the amount of children raises above atleast 3, or children become annoying enough to cause the father to take off and abandon the family.
Dad: "Bye kids, I'm off to go grab the milk!"
Kid #1:" Okay, bye daddy!'
Kid #2: "Love you bye!"
Kid #3 (oldest): "Wait.. isn't that from the memes- WAIT DAD NOOO!"
by Idniont April 9, 2023
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Dad

Someone you never had.
Son: why don’t I have a dad?

Mom:he ether died, cheated on me, ghosted me when i was pregnant with your ugly ass, never cam from the store to “Get milk” always at work, Or he fucked me and got me pregnant at a one night stand.
by SuccToSUCCeed September 12, 2020
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Dad

A person who made you because he was using your mom for sex. Somebody who uses the excuse "her/his teenage hormones and attitude" to get you into trouble.
Kid: "Dad I don't want to walk to the pool today it's a 40 minute walk."
Dad: "Oh so you're getting lazy now?"
Kid: No dad I'm not getting lazy I just don't want to walk to the pool today"
Dad: "Oh so now you're talking back to me?! Give me your phone, you're not getting it for another week"
Kid: "But da-"
Dad: "NO EXCUSES! Maybe if you didn't give me that stupid teenage attitude you would have your phone."
Mom: "Is something going on?"
Dad: "No, your kid here just has a lot of teenage hormones."
by eeew October 29, 2017
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