When a man has anal sex with his partner while wearing a condom. After he cums, he ties up the condom and feeds it to his partner.
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by JorgonQ May 15, 2015
When you have really bad diarrhea and it comes out as a semisolid/semi liquid mush. The shit will have distinct walnut-shaped lumps a dark yellow hue and, occasionally, will have spots of red mixed in, depending on sexual orientation. In the likely circumstance an oily ring is left around the bowl of the toilet after flushing, do not panic. This is only a side effect of your horrible diet. Other terms that can be used to describe this situation are "Swedish Meatballs" or "Mommy Made Pancakes".
"MOMMY MADE PANCAKES!!!"
"Dude, really!?"
"Yeah, just cooked up the meanest bowl of Caramel Dumplings ever. Took three flushes for the water clear up."
"Dude, really!?"
"Yeah, just cooked up the meanest bowl of Caramel Dumplings ever. Took three flushes for the water clear up."
by Supermanz34 October 23, 2014
1. The scrotum, especially when up to no good. Also known as mountaineer's oysters.
2. A fat, obese, large, portly or otherwise overweight female regularly used for sex when a young man's options for the evening have all evaporated. The aforementioned female understands the intentions and the exchange, but repeats the experience because eating at home on Friday night is no fun.
2. A fat, obese, large, portly or otherwise overweight female regularly used for sex when a young man's options for the evening have all evaporated. The aforementioned female understands the intentions and the exchange, but repeats the experience because eating at home on Friday night is no fun.
1. I gave her my gentleman's dumplings over the eyes last night before she put them in her mouth.
2. It's 2:30, dude--you gonna call your gentleman's dumplings over or go to sleep?
2. It's 2:30, dude--you gonna call your gentleman's dumplings over or go to sleep?
by glandcyclops October 17, 2008
stubborn fecal matter that remains attatched to its toilet doner... Rests suspended above toilet water until its grip has weakend enough to drop.
Sorry I took so long.. I had a hanging dumpling that just wouldnt quit .... took a few minutes for me to shake that one out!
by Killa Caleb January 13, 2011