The Dress

A dress that is Blue and Black, NOT white and gold. Not that it fucking matters. Maybe your eyes would perceive the dress as being white and gold if you are color blind or if your eyes are adjusting from bright to dark settings or if you mess around with its colors in an image editor just to be a dick. But the point is, people are homeless and starving and football players beat their girlfriends and ISIS beheads people, so who fucking cares about hash-tag the dress.

7 Ways the Internet Click-Baited Me Into Looking at The Dress--Number 4 Will Blow Your Mind!

by Noaa February 27, 2015

maid dress

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hey dude!
wear the maid dress.

by olibur December 23, 2020

well ventilated dress shoes

term used by office workers for sandals in order to be able to wear them in the office

Your feet are warm? Well then you need well ventilated dress shoes!

by not Kevin May 31, 2006

Devil In A New Dress

A simple phrase used to describe a temptation or a woman you are tempted to go out with even though you know she is a deceiver.

Also the name of a Kanye West song from the album "My Beautiful Dark Twisted Fantasy".

Jim: I've heard all the rumors, but I wanna ask her out and see what happens.
Bob: Dude, she's just a devil in a new dress...

by Jacalackso November 12, 2010

Phill wears a dress.

comments made directly after one spills alcohol(see alcohol abuse.)
Wearer of said dress does not have to be present for the phrase to be used.
Said wearer does not have to be the one spilling the drink.

"you just spilled your beer, Phill wears a dress."

by J.izzle February 20, 2009

Smart dress

Formal attire that should be worn to a party. This term is mainly used in Britain.

Girl 1: What's your smart dress?

Girl 2: A purple sparkly evening gown.

by Person124321351 February 23, 2012

Canadian prom dress

A woman's dress made out of denim.

Is that woman's dress made out of jeans? Totally - she's rocking the Canadian prom dress!

by ihavespoe July 10, 2012