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gosford dress

Very short dress - close to The Entrance
(Aussie Joke)
Burt: "Jeez, there's a heap of chicks in Gosford dresses here tonight"

Dick: "Yeah mate, when that one took her last pool shot I saw The Entrance"

Rosie: "I don't get it..."
by KrapKunt October 19, 2013
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SIP dress

Sex in public dress

Alternate name for a form-fitting, knit dress, especially a sweater dress not past mid thigh in length. Person wearing the dress may be perceived as "hot."

Such a dress may cause the person wearing it or those who see her to think of the possibilities of Sex in Public due to the ease of which the act could take place while wearing it.
"Damn, that sho nuff is a SIP dress, girl you look hot!"
by Baseballbird November 18, 2020
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Up A Dress

For Example, if you like a teacher you would say: Sir I Up A Dress You 1000.
The number refers to how much you like the person, the higher the number the more you like them
by Wavid Daliams March 17, 2019
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Dress the Throne

Using specific lengths of toilet paper to lay on the toilet seat, so as to keep your naked butt from contacting the germ-ridden and disgusting, bare toilet seat.
I have to dress the throne before I sit down and shit because I don’t want dirty butt-cheeks.

I was dressing the throne thoroughly because the toilet seat had pee and shit stains all over it.
by Seuodikno September 16, 2019
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Upper-Dressing

Dressing for a good appearance, but only from the waist up.
Anthea was upper-dressing preparing herself for an international video conference, wearing a smart business top and pyjama bottoms.

Mark modelled his fabulous new sunglasses for the cover of a well known fashion magazine. He was only wearing a red thong on the rest of his body, clearly upper-dressing.

The news reader for was upper dressing with an exceptionally smart jacket, pristine white shirt, black tie, and absolutely nothing else apart from a pair of flip flops.
by Sonny Saint April 22, 2020
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Dress Code

A ridiculous code of trash. It only applys to the girls. Anyone who has to follow a dress code, I am trully sorry. No one should follow the dress code. Nobody likes the dress code. It doesn't have any friends, and nobody likes it.
Person 1-Wow did you see the Alexis got dress coded.
Person 2- The dress code stinks!
by lexi4567 September 15, 2021
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hoe dress

A dress you wear with the intention to get banged by some hot guy or girl. Sometimes has intentions of the other person taking their dress off with their teeth. Most of the time, a hoe dress will have multiple slits on the sides, including the middle (for easy access).
Jennifer went out on Friday night with her hoe dress to pick up some guys, even though she’s married.
by Air Headed Bitch June 14, 2021
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