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A Instagram,Xbox,Gamer. Bad at editing and doesn't know how to Trickshot on any COD
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doritohead ferb

two brothers. one has a doritohead, and the other, ferb, that has head built like a loaf of bread. they appear on disney channel and have a pet log named perry.
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by dorritohead ferb December 31, 2019
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Dorito Girl

Someone who wants to suck the Dorito dust off of someones dick. They are extremely hot and fun girls who everyone is jealous of.
Oh my god, I want to be a Dorito girl so bad.

Kyle told me that Jessica sucked his dick after he stuck in a bag of Doritos, she's such a Dorito girl.
by x_xxxx December 15, 2021
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stale dorito

When you cum on the top of your foot and kick her in the pussy.
She said she was hungry so I whipped her up a stale dorito.
by MylesDeep August 5, 2017
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Dorito

When someone's processor chip on their computer might as well be a dorito.
Wtf is taking this guy so long to load?

-Must have a dorito.
by Pizard May 4, 2011
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Dorito whore

Me: Wow! Kirstie has eaten her third packet of Doritos and its only 2 o'clock

Other Dude: Yeah, I heard shes a Dorito whore.....
by R.McFUNNYPERSON April 5, 2011
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Dorito'ed

When a girl, generally some flusey, gets entire bags of Dorito’s, Munchies, or any other strong flavored chips poured over her entire body. This can be done clothed or unclothed, willingly or unwillingly, by one or multiple guys, and with a response of excitement or disgust. When a girl gets Dorito’ed it results in hilarity for the pourer(s) involved based on how ridiculous of an activity pouring full bags of nacho cheese Doritos on a girl is.
Me and my friends were in Philly last week and met some slag at the bar..brought her back to the hotel..she got Dorito'ed and loved it!

She was passed out and got Dorito'ed by a bag of Nacho Cheese and Spicy Munchies.

After getting Dorito'ed, she was pulling cool ranch chips out of her bra all night.
by dbush74 May 10, 2010
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