Vito the Dorito

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bro can you veliebe that the vito has nt seen dogfather

Man i cannot beliee that Vito the Dorito ahs not seen the godtfhater

by bookem January 08, 2022

dorito faced

When a human or animal isn't high but looks like they are.

"Dude I think Marcos is high!"
"Nah he's just dorito faced; he'd never get high."

by IGotHoesForDays February 12, 2017

dorito-muncher

A Cowadoody-playing, Dew-sipping console gamer, or any member of the G00nswarm and related. Usually observed with excessive trash talk.

These damn dorito-munchers are intentionally swapping sides during this raid, just to be on the winning team.

by GetBent99 January 13, 2014

yeeto dorito

Can mean lots of things, including but not limited too:
1:A really good YEEt
2:An expression of happiness, excitement, energy, or whatever else you want.
3:Something you say for no reason at all

Someone: "yeeto dorito" *eggs and toilet papers mars*

by Just some random teenager. November 01, 2020

dorito sex

Sex that is dry and dissatisfying, or cheesy and boring like sex in a romantic comedy

Girl 1.. how was last night?
Girl 2.. two words, Dorito sex!!

by Loopylarvz December 10, 2022

Dorito Fuck

Simply shoveling as much Doritos (any flavor) into your girl of choices vagina, or Anus. Whiping out your pipe and insert into vagina or anus. Whilst continuesly thrusting your hips back and fourth.

Doritos Fuck

Person 1: What did you and that girl do last night.
Person 2: I dorito fucked her all night.
Person 1: Nice man.
Person 2: Yeah we used the whole family size bag.

by DoritoFuckKing August 02, 2018

Dorito skydiver

One ugly cheese ball mf

“U a dorito skydiver stfu”

by Ben Dover mf May 09, 2021