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Doober-Zyt

N. 1. A legendary fruit native to the southern regions of Africa known by some for its ability to give immortality if squirted in the face, smells very potent and location is unknown.
2. A person without hair, of a larger size that falls down often.
3. Slang term for scrawny, weaker, pre-mature males who must maintain defensive posture to make up for their unusually small penis size.
V. 1. To live forever in a matter of speaking.
2. To perform gay acts in the face of danger.
N. The monkey with its magnificent aim, was able to make a fly trapped in a spider web immortal with the kiss of the Doober-Zyt.
He was a sad little fella who drove a Saturn and spoke with a stutter, scared of girls while flabbergasted around them, but then again he did have his German ancestry of the Germanic heritage of the Doober-Zyts.
V. The super hero rescued countless civilians, and saved the day on many occasions, but as the meteor approached he found the need to shine his latex uniform and Doober-Zyt the day.
by Cory Strawbridge September 6, 2004
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scoobert doobert

The retarded long lost brother of Scooby Doo, he spends his nights at the local Chinese restaurant hitting on old gals.
"Man that guy last night was a big Scoobert Doobert"
by Turtletits51 March 22, 2016
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dooters

Dude hooters. Otherwise known as man titties or bitch tits.
"Hey guys, check these out!"
"No, man! Put your dooters away! You're making us throw up!"
by Steve Kane September 22, 2004
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dopper

Look at that dood's big fat dopper
by DiGeneral April 4, 2003
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Phantom dooker

A larger poo teasing your pants by poking in and out of your anus almost touching cotton but dashing back in the second its presence is felt leaving nothing but its rancid odor left from is warm depths, where it can cling to all fabrics and smell for about 2 severe minutes.
Usually the preamble to a very large poo mostly within an hour.
If missed can lead to constipation.
Danny: man those tacos, cheetos, munchos with a coke...and a lot of water was good.
Jeff: yeah man
Danny: yeah wow i think i pooped my pants
Jeff: o man whats that nasty smell
Danny: i dont know man gimme a napikin
Jeff: ok
Dannt: naa dude it was just the Phantom Dooker
Jeff: o dang we need to get you to a hospital soon; th Pootrain will pull into Pants Station
by DMAC4 April 19, 2009
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doperoni

Doperoni (adj) -
1. The combination of dope and pepperoni.
2. Hyperbole describing something of extreme awesomeness. Originated as being something better than both 'dope' and 'pepperoni'
The other day I did a complete rendition of Michael Jackson's Thriller for a crowd of third graders. A doperoni time was had by all.
by Gaterpillar September 4, 2008
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Domper

it can be anything u choose prefferably a private part on a body
i stuck it in that bitches domper
by Andy Casillas August 1, 2008
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