When one goes to the bathroom to defecate and brings along their iPod Touch, iPhone or Droid and ends up playing the App, Doodle Jump, while he/she drops a deuce.
by DoodleShitting September 06, 2010
by BackFreckle February 23, 2018
doodle slut is a stone-hearted girl or woman who always try to make use of her boy friends or husbands for her own benefits only. She is a real version of the "doodle jump" character. The "doodle jump" always try to gain a higher score by jumping on the upper stairs. The "doodle slut" uses the facilities and respect of her man as the stairs of her own success ladder. No matter what, she is dedicated to her own success! She has a quick make up-break up strategy for her personal relations. She continues any relation until she gain a benefit or advantage from that relation.
Example 1:
Mary is such a doodle slut. This unfaithful girl just ruined my personal life, because of her own success!
Example 2:
Try to identify the character of your new girl friend during the first dates! Avoid doodle sluts. They always think of their own benefits and not your pure passions and love.
Mary is such a doodle slut. This unfaithful girl just ruined my personal life, because of her own success!
Example 2:
Try to identify the character of your new girl friend during the first dates! Avoid doodle sluts. They always think of their own benefits and not your pure passions and love.
by WildWetWords August 21, 2018
by the man the myth the maker July 20, 2010
1:A penis that is above average length but below average thickness.
2:A Penis that will not get hard from real girls due to over stimulation from porn.
2:A Penis that will not get hard from real girls due to over stimulation from porn.
Jake-Bro my dick is like 8 inches u jelly
Nath- dude length dosent mean anything if you don't have thickness, that's just a noddle doodle
The boys- Jake has a noodle doodle *chants*
Nath- dude length dosent mean anything if you don't have thickness, that's just a noddle doodle
The boys- Jake has a noodle doodle *chants*
by Nicko the dicko April 15, 2014
by H.M. Carter April 27, 2022
A form of fellatio, ie the top-echelon of blowjobs, fantasized by 10 out of 10 Men. Studies show it was once used as a courting and ritual practice on David Copperfield Island. Its when you hum the tune of "Yankee Doodle" while deep throating, and the resulting serious of vibrations caused by the historic melody produces an extra-satisfactory milking. In a lost diary of Thomas Jefferson it states, "Yankee Doodle is a lovely masterpiece. I received a doodle dandy on horseback today. Got milk?" Jefferson called it "Macaroni" for short. He rode a lot of ponies. Which lead to the invention of macaroni and cheese. And the Kraft family inheriting the rights. See custard mitten
by DrDoodleDandie February 19, 2018