A term to collectively describe the friends, family and other social networks that live far enough away from you that you're limited to communicating through phone calls, sms, AIM, facebook, etc.
I've been doing a bad job at living my long distance life lately, I haven't talked to my old college buddies for three weeks.
by Ebonyks July 9, 2010
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Him: How about we go to bed and get busy?
Her: We shouldn’t because the government issued a mandate on sexual distancing and I don’t want to run the risk of hurting you.
Him: That is total BS.
Her: We shouldn’t because the government issued a mandate on sexual distancing and I don’t want to run the risk of hurting you.
Him: That is total BS.
by Urban humor March 18, 2020
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When people walking toward each other on a sidewalk deliberately refuse to alter their paths in a game of chicken, usually resulting in one party stepping aside at the last minute to avoid violating social distancing boundaries.
by jlfour April 15, 2020
Get the social distancing chicken mug.Phenomenon that occurs when seeing a person from a great distance. At such great distances the person has the potential for being attractive, but upon closer inspection is plain haggard. AKA "DDF".
Synonymous with "Fifty Yard Fakeout" and "Good from far but far from good".
Synonymous with "Fifty Yard Fakeout" and "Good from far but far from good".
"Hey Mike check out that blonde chick up there."
After passing without talking to her, "Wow that was a serious Distance Distortion Factor".
After passing without talking to her, "Wow that was a serious Distance Distortion Factor".
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Get the Social distancing mug.Politically correct (aka Newspeak) term for "physical distancing". You're not actually distancing yourself socially. Social distancing is actually distancing yourself from society and being less social. We're not doing that here in the midst of the coronavirus pandemic.
by The_Anonymouse June 16, 2020
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A relationship in which the woman is only interested due to the size of the man's genitals
A relationship in which the woman is only interested due to the size of the man's genitals
Steve: What happened to Suzie and Rob? They were always so happy together
Tom: It was only a schlong distance relationship
Steve: Oh
Tom: It was only a schlong distance relationship
Steve: Oh
by Menacing Sock May 27, 2010
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