Ol' Cody Dirk

1. A Loud, beer drinking somewhat-of-a-hardass. Usually very fat, hairy, and still very attractive.

2. A very protective and territorial individual, fueled on alcohol and Heavy Metal.

3. The Opposite of a Franks, who is usually a male in their early 20's who is slightly homosexually gay and balding very badly.

(girl)Look at the drunk guy tossing all the Franks!

(other girl)He's a little drunk, just being an Ol' Cody Dirk.

by AntiFranks March 9, 2009

herkin his dirk

Jacking off alone.

He was over there herkin his dirk.

by dizzlex23 November 25, 2016

lil bich dirk

A guy you that is your friend so you call him a lil bich dirk because you want to imply that he is stupid and has a small dick

You are a lil bich dirk

by nonameblank December 12, 2019

Dirkers

a word used in place of retarded to signify someones stupidity.

Andrew was such a Dirkers when he stole someones blouse coat.

by Ryan_Bears6 September 12, 2018

Dirkling

n. A miniature Dirka or spawn of a Dirka

My child's school used to be primarily white kids. Then the Mexican's took over. But now the school is being over-populated with Dirklings. They're everywhere!

by DudeA July 18, 2009

Dirky Code

When someone programms horrible code.

Person 1 : look i put the entire program in a major ifelse.
Me : Dang thats realy Dirky Code >.<

by BLaZeSinclair February 3, 2010

Dirking

To dirk someone, or multiple people. A sort of mildly-threatening dance involving a rigid front leg, and generally a textbook get-em-up. Dirks take many forms, and are indeed unique to the individual.

Ben: Brad is dirking Carl, he is getting dirked on.
Liam: He just got dirked!

by Max Krueger statistician September 29, 2009