dickismaximus

(Dick-ee-us-max-ee-mus) When a man has a huge uncircumcised penis

uncircumcised hugedick smegma

Last night I took home this guy and he whipped out his dickismaximus.

by yYEEEEEEEETt December 31, 2019

Dickfishing

When a man sends an unsolicited picture of a dick that is not his.

-His lil chubbers didnt look like much to be proud of.
-Are you saying he dickfished you?!

-I asked him what he was working with so he sent me a pic. When we hooked up it didn't even match.
-You got dickfished

-Bro I want to send a picture of my dick even though she didn't ask for it but it's ittybitty.
-Dude that dickfishing. Not cool man

by MotherOfWildlings April 14, 2020

Dickshire

A nearly hidden place in the distant fringes of the crotch lands where dicks and dickettes are raised by a phallic colony of sub-terrainian wieners.

"Wow, Sam sure is a cock. Every time I talk to him, he has nothing but nasty things to say."
"Yeah. I heard he was raised in the Dickshire."

by Topher54 November 11, 2020

dickshit

spirm

dickshit is very yummy and sexy

by real_buttcheeks_are_very_good October 5, 2020

Dickshat

If an person shits themselves during anal sex the penetrating partner has been dickshat.

It was some of the best anal sex I’d ever had until I was dickshat by him.

by Lesbian Icon March 14, 2021

dickship

1) verb: The practice of worshiping entrepreneurs and capitalists for performing acts of supreme vanity, such as spending double-digit millions to book a ride on a billionaire's spacelift vehicle, or being the "Man who made it happen", who attempts to wave his interplanetary ding-dong around in hopes that the serfs take notice and approve.

2) The spacelift vehicles used by recipients of dickshipping (typically, a very phallic rocket such as the first Blue Origin ship which carried Jeff Bezos and a few of his closest, well-paying worshippers/fans for a 20 minute joy ride).

Tom totally dickshipped the latest billionaire to take a publicity space ride.

Did you see the Blue Origin take off the other day? It was a dickship that looked like a giant dick.

by Der Rote Kommandant August 14, 2021

dickist

someone who studies dicks for a living

Adam: hey John did you here about bills new job
John: no what is it?
Adam: he's a dickist!

by Ionomg August 27, 2022