deuce 

Second turn.

I got deuce on that joint.
Deuce on the PS2!

deuce by d-unit June 25, 2003

deuce 

A man with a large penis

Girl says "That boy is a deuce!"

deuce by Bob November 16, 2002

Deuce 

when the fist is clenched and ready to smack the crap outta someone/thing it is referred to as a "Deuce"

You say that one more time and im gonna have to give you the deuce
I got a couple of deuces with your name on 'em

Deuce by Steve the Joker November 12, 2003

deuce 

A synonym for the word "too". Since deuce means the number 2, and "two" and "too" sound the same, you can sub it.

1. I got four hours of sleep last night, I'm deuce tired.

2. Gimme some food! I'm deuce hungry!

deuce by Black107 November 1, 2006

Deuce 

A sock head or a butt face.

Natalia: Turkey? I'm not familiar with these weird bowling terms.
Ellie: You're such a deuce.

Deuce by SomeCoolKidWroteThis December 20, 2008

deuce 

cigarette or to smoke a cigarette (deucin'). gotten from holding two fingers up to the mouth (the way a cigarette is usually smoked)

Yo, lets hit a deuce after we kill this bleezy.

deuce by suspencer82 October 7, 2009

Deuce 

To Shart or take a Feces/Diarrhea mix anywhere.

Peter: Let's all drink Ipecac and whoever throws up last, wins the pie. *Puke* ..... *Puke* Stewie: I've won *PUKE!!!!!!!* WHAT THE DEUCE!!!!!! OR Guy 1: Were you at the dinner table in the middle of eating? Guy 2: No why? Guy 1: Eunice totally dueced at the table and it smelled like shit!!! Guy 2: HAHA, oh I wish i was there Guy 1: No... You Don't!!!!

Deuce by icyourmomevrynite January 21, 2010