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Cumption

That moment when you're about to ejaculate but get scared at the same time resulting in the biggest orgasm of your life.
Guy 1: Bro my mom walked in on me jerkin it and I had a cumption
Guy 2: Did you at least aim at her face?
by Mr.kirito:) June 30, 2022
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cumpassionate

Having sympathetic/helpful feelings relating to ejaculation, such as a lady who feels sorry for a horny stud who badly needs to "relieve da pressure", or an obliging dude who wants to help out a sexually-lonesome lady.
Being cumpassionate is all well and good, but one should proceed with caution --- frequent intercourse can lead to unexpected pregnancies, STDs, and other less-than-desirable consequences.
by QuacksO April 3, 2023
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cumsation

The euphoric feeling after you have an orgasm.
I can’t wait to have that cumsation feeling after sex.
by Biggin69 August 30, 2023
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Cumption

A comforting group of people or friends
The feeling you get from a plush blanket when its cold and the cold side of a pillow
That was a great cumption last night with all our friends

I slept so well last night because of my cumptious blanket
by LinguisticFool November 17, 2023
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chimpanionship

Pleasant-interaction support dat you get from either a pet monkey, or from humans who haven't "evolved" much socially --- i.e., they still seem stuck back in da "primitive" or "cave man" age.
Signing up for GEICO auto-insurance may indeed be so easy dat "a caveman could do it", but I might still like da chimpanionship of a fellow "converted ape" to provide emotional support and otherwise help me through da process.
by QuacksO March 7, 2025
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Sticky cumuation

Sticky cumuation Is when ur having a wank and then we when u cum you get on snap and send it to a group chat
lads I’ve got a sticky cumuation

Huh?
One sec lemme show you
by A bizzle October 6, 2019
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