Chesticle

Chesticles are saggy breasts that resemble testicles, though usually found on older women (55+), they are a common sight in Mississippi, Alabama, and Texas on males ages 26+. Chesticles should not be confused with "breasticles" which is a synonym for moobs, man-tits, and other words that mean man boobs.

Dude! Did you see Granny Smith's chesticles?
Yes! Did you see them flap around?

by Devilears1 April 22, 2011

Chesticles

Large hanging man-boobs often seen on obese men or even some adolecent boys.

Look at the chesticles on that guy! Gross!

by destro8165 May 1, 2010

trusticle

An asshole who has difficulty trusting others.

Ethan: I can't believe you let a gay guy touch your leg, you slut.
Emily: He's gay. You're such a trusticle.

by EmilyMears February 10, 2006

chesticle

Pendulous breasts that hang like icicles. Related to testicle in the sexual sense, icicle in the structural sense and chest as in their location on the body.

When she reached for the newspaper, her chesticles nearly fell to the pavement.

by gerry January 9, 2005

Crustacean Nation

The ill-fated line of Transformer-esque toys that consisted of a deformed half-lobster half-cheetah created by the Mosaic team on "The Apprentice."

"Sweetie, I'm sorry...I couldn't find you those Transformers you wanted, but the man at the counter recommended this instead...CRUSTACEAN NATION! Doesn't it look fun, honey?"

by Brianne September 12, 2004

Chesticles

a man's chest that is saggy but not fat, with low nipples.

Wow you have massive chesticles, do you think they produce semen.

by T figure 9 November 15, 2009

Chesticles

When saggy boobs are so saggy that when they bend over it looks like a pair of hanging testicles.

Man that old lady bent over and she had some hardcore chesticles!

by Clemontine November 22, 2010