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Tea-n-Crumpets with bells on

Party consisting of a cheater, cheatee, and SO during BUTTB sharing idle chit chat in attempts to keep the SO of the cheater from realizing the debt of the relationship between the other two where the cheatee wears bells on her nipples to keep the atmosphere lively.
Kevin had Tea-n-Crumpets with bells on yesterday as the whole room watched to make sure they wouldn't miss any excitement between the broods. The entire event was a let down.
by Shyantha February 5, 2007
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cumptruck

In the slut ranking, the rank above cumdumpster.
Guy 1: Damn, that chick's a cumdumpster.
Guy 2: Nah dude, she's a CUMPTRUCK
by the quatro July 30, 2008
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Crumpliment

An insult masquerading as a compliment (crummy compliment).
A few crumpliments:

“I can tell you were once beautiful.”
“You’re much more athletic than the other fat people I know.”
“You’re pretty cool for someone your age.”
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Crumpet Nigger

"Oi govna, cheerio then yeah?"
"I don't understand what you're saying you god damn crumpet nigger"
by travid January 20, 2009
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crumping

A form of hip-hop dancing where one dresses up as a clown, complete with make-up, a red nose, and a wig, and dances to beat-filled hip-hop music.
Dude, I just won five grand for busting out at that competition with my new crumping routine! I was crumpin' it all up in here.
by ilbisaac September 13, 2005
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Ass Crumpet

A crunchy ring of residue buuilt up around the anus. The result of poor ass wiping.
by Crumpetmaster November 25, 2003
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crumpets

a delicous british delicacy that braden has yet to try
my god fergus these crumpets are magnificent
by newcastleunited#1 January 2, 2010
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