tea and crumpets

The act of a male individual throwing a reverse cowgirl or squatting over a woman or man, and dipping his nutsack and cock (aka man junk) into their mouth and making sure his asshole is grinding on their nose.

Usually reserved for an especially vicious slam, use of this phrase can be for the fun of it.

“You just served up some tea and crumpets”
“Would you like some tea and crumpets?”

by bike dick October 28, 2008

Crumpets and Tea

to shit and then piss on the shit after laying it down on a females breast region

i just served that funky ho some crumpets and tea, bitch.

by Daveeeeed July 11, 2008

teabag and crumpets

While a girl is giving you a ball-bath, you drop small terds on her heads.

If the filthy whore wants a teabag and crumpets, she'll get it.

by William PTC June 11, 2006

Tea and crumpets

Code word for having sex while you are on the phone and your mom is in the room.

Larry and I had tea and crumpets last night in an ally way

by Jessica S. March 28, 2003

hanging crumpet

The act of a male demonstrating his nonchalant aura/well-being by accidentally displaying one of his testicles from his loose hanging briefs. Usually occurs in the morning after a night-out or a sleepover.

Male 1: Ew, dude put it away

Male 2: What?

Male 1: Your totally hanging crumpet

Male 2: Sorry bro, I'm just so relaxed

by Daddydon-11 April 25, 2011

Crumpets and Tea

to shit and then piss on the shit after laying it down on a females preast region

i just served that funky ho some crumpets and tea, bitch.

by Daveeeeed July 11, 2008

buttered crumpet

when a man ejaculates on a womans vagina and then urinates upon said ejaculate.

Man: I just buttered your crumpet.
Woman: Buttered crumpet? Dude that's sick.

by diseased quail June 14, 2011