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nerve-crapping

When you are facing a big test/challenge of which the result matters of some kind, the sudden urge too poo your guts out.
Mom: C'mon Brad, you are going to be late for your exam if you don't leave now!
Brad: But mom, i have to go to the bathroom! Can't make it! Serious case of nerve-crapping!
by Windowlicker b July 3, 2011
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online chopping

when you go to an online shopping site and go all the way to the checkout page with a product in your cart but then just press x and close the poor page
jim gets cheap thrills by online chopping, he thinks there is an actual sales person staring at him shop and who gets all sad when jim online chops the cart
by kbx911 October 7, 2011
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creepy copping

the act of making direct eye contact with someone, then looking at that person's dick while they watch you, then again, making eye contact with that person, usually while giving a look of satisfaction. this is usually performed to establish dominance or making that person feel as uncomfortable as possible.
"how was your night, sweetie?"
"swell. I looked at this dude, then at his dick, and smiled at him"
"sounds like our grandson is quite the pro at creepy copping! aww! *pinches cheeks*
by glasthsesdpa January 10, 2013
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pork chopping

when a womens boob overflows her bra at the top causing a lump that resembles a pork chop!
Tamara, you're pork chopping it!
by doggie April 15, 2008
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chopping wood

The act of accidentally throwing a disc golf disc into a tree during a game of disc golf. The sound a disc golf disc makes when hitting a tree
How was your disc golf game today? Not too good, I was chopping wood all day long
by Deibert June 30, 2010
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Chopping

1. To go shopping

2. To chop something.

Often used in a sentence to confuse someone as to whether you're actually going to chop something/someone, or if you're just pronouncing the word 'shopping' wrong.
1. Kelly: Hey do you want to go chopping later?
Sabrina: Yes! I need to get a new wing-suit.

2. Mike P: I just got done chopping in the woods.

Kelly: chopping?
Mike P: yeah, a whole truck full o' firewood.

3. Jordan: we're goingggggg CHOPPING!
by AnonymousWing March 13, 2011
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Chopping

Shopping while chopped.

Chopped is being high
"Bro I'm soo damn chopped!"

So Chopping is being high and shopping.
Leb - "You wanna go to Best Buy this black friday?"
Taax - "Chopping?"
by CHKN-INA-BSCT November 25, 2010
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