Ass couching

When you tired and you just chilling on the couch watching TV.

“Bernard had a long, hard day so now he’s ass couching.”

by Mando76 April 24, 2021

What’s Crunchin’

An alternative to “what’s poppin,” “what’s brackin,” etc.

“What’s crunchin’ boys🥶😂💯😈❗️🤝”

by Chad Scales November 18, 2020

coaching

the act of cajoling/coaxing someone into giving oral. Can be performed by either male or female.

If Ryan didn't utilize his coaching abilities, there was no way that he was going to get dome from Elise.

by Justin Hamilton June 19, 2006

crouching wear

When somebody/something is "sexy" then it is crouching wear. It is used as a secretive way of saying sombody is nice looking without being obvious.

(whilst pointing at a girl) Crouching Wear!

Green goo... Crouching Wear!

by makit May 13, 2005

Crouching Tiger, Hidden Diarrhea

The act of dropping one's pants in public, then preceding to piss out of the ass in a can of some sort.

As soon as the bus stopped, Nicole busted through the door, dropped her undies, and pulled a "crouching tiger, hidden diarrhea" into a folgers can.

When Stacey dropped trow in the middle of Applebee's and pulled his empty can of peaches out I knew the whole restaurant was in for some "crouching tiger, hidden diarrhea."

by tommy Ghostbuster February 22, 2011

croaching

Croach/Croached. When someone approaches another person with sexual intent. Usually an eager individual approaching an unsuspecting target. Usually refers to an older balding male sliding into a younger female's direct messages, often very sexy, otherwise scary.

Croaching: Damn bald Benjamin is croaching me, look at the DMs he just sent me!

by fifis December 9, 2018

Cotching

The experience of discomfort endured when boxer shorts are too tight on the wearer and ride up to uncomfortable, and often painful areas.
Like a wedgie, but more of an effect on the scrotal area.

My boxer shorts are really cotching.

by Jinola June 23, 2011