An obsessive addiction to the act of crocheting, often exhibited by middle aged women.It is considered to be as addictive as amphetamines such as cocaine. These people can often be found googling yarn stores, crocheting patterns,hiding the amount of their crocheting behavior, and crocheting quietly in a little corner. In addition they hoard and hide their "stash" of yarn. Related to the disorder known as yarnaholic.
Diana: Why was mom late picking me up today?
Dad: Why do you think? It's the crocaine. She had to get a couple of lines in.
Diana: One day she's going to crochet herself into a cocoon.
Dad: We can only hope.
Dad: Why do you think? It's the crocaine. She had to get a couple of lines in.
Diana: One day she's going to crochet herself into a cocoon.
Dad: We can only hope.
by Nikki87 April 4, 2009
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Bullshit, nonsense, something that is a lie. However, crock is not usually used as an interjection like the above words may be.
Crock is quickly being picked up as a retort for proverbs or phrases such as; "You can do anything you set your mind to," or, "Don't put all your eggs in one basket.
Crock can also be used to describe a phony or false thing or someone who is a sham.
Crock is quickly being picked up as a retort for proverbs or phrases such as; "You can do anything you set your mind to," or, "Don't put all your eggs in one basket.
Crock can also be used to describe a phony or false thing or someone who is a sham.
"Two wrongs don't make a right?" What a crock! Two lefts don't make a right either jackass!
"Give a man a fish, and he'll eat for a day. Teach a man to fish, and he'll eat forever." Unless of course, the man gets tired of eating fish, because no human can eat the same thing for their entire life without getting pissed off at it. And unless, the fish is poisoned, not cleaned properly before eaten, etc. Definitely a crock.
"Fine feathers make fine birds." Right, except for the part where birds aren't made out of feathers, idiot.
Remember that the word "crock" isn't limited to insulting phrases, though.
"Give a man a fish, and he'll eat for a day. Teach a man to fish, and he'll eat forever." Unless of course, the man gets tired of eating fish, because no human can eat the same thing for their entire life without getting pissed off at it. And unless, the fish is poisoned, not cleaned properly before eaten, etc. Definitely a crock.
"Fine feathers make fine birds." Right, except for the part where birds aren't made out of feathers, idiot.
Remember that the word "crock" isn't limited to insulting phrases, though.
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Jack: "Well, my mother is Croatian and my father is Asian. I guess that makes me a Croasian"
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Get the Croasian mug.(As defined my Maddox) - That feeling you get when you're full and slightly nauseous and you burp and you can taste the partly digested food in the back of your throat.
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Person 1: Ah man, that smells absolutely terrible.
Person 2: Yea i know, I've been crock pottin' that the entire plane ride.
Person 2: Yea i know, I've been crock pottin' that the entire plane ride.
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