condom crapping

the art of crapcondom creation.

I just finished condom crapping... man, is my butt sore! would you like a crapcondom? they're great for pesky neighbors!

by Fnck April 3, 2009

crappity smack

1. 'crappity smack', phrase

Substitution for the word 'fuck' in some online forums, chat room, etc.

I don't give a flying crappity smack about what you did.

by motherfucka_bitch February 19, 2009

crappissin

Like crap, but a little more fun to say.

"Oh crappissin, I forgot my ny homework!"

by adog317 April 1, 2009

crapping paper

Really cheap Christmas wrapping paper. Usually purchased at the dollar store. Terribly thin, it is so fragile that wrapping a gift is next to imposable. Also known as crapmas paper

My wife bought dollar store crapping paper and forced me to wrap all the gifts.

by grandmnasterB December 22, 2009

Crapsicles

Only done in the Winter time,

It is an act of revenge, when you step on top of someone's car in freezing conditions when you have diarrhea, and crap all over the top of the person's car. The crap runs down the person's car, and freezes much like an ice-sicle over night. So when the person sees their car the next time, and sees brown 'ice-sicles' hanging from their car, they don't know you made diarrhea all over their car, which leaves you anonymous, and is a perfect act of revenge... Unless they go the FBI to analyze it.

Did you hear that Jon made crapsicles on Ed's car for slipping that laxative in his drink last night?

by vaginalove December 27, 2011

Happy Crappies

Smilie shaped potatoe "food" things that some cafeterias in America's schools serve. Taste like french fries.

DUDE, they're serving them Happy Crappies today! Can ya get me 500 hundred of em?

by Jersey Girl February 21, 2004

crappuccino

The icy, flavourless crap found at the bottom of a frappuccino. You know there are still pockets of wonderful-tasting coffee trapped in there, but when you search through it with the straw, all you ever come up with is a mouthful of ice.

Man, I paid for a grande frapp, but it turns out that over half of this drink is just crappuccino.

by Arykj August 4, 2008