Crapster

Crapster is a surname, or last name. It can also be a place name as in the "Crapster Family Cemetery" in Howard Co., MD.

Crapster is a surname in my Colonial American family of Maryland and New Jersey. My great grandmother's maiden name was Florence Warfield Crapster (1864-1925). Florence's surname has been traced back to her great great grandparents, Ruliff & Abigel Crapster of Maryland and New Jersey. Ruliff and Abigel Crapster were most likely from the Netherlands.
At the present time I have several living relatives across America with the last name of Crapster.
In the 1800's some members of the family changed the "p" to a "b" and now spell their last name as "Crabster".
The "Crapster" and " Crabster" names appears many times in the official US Census from 1790 to the present day.

by R. W Faber March 19, 2008

Union carpenter

An adult male or female with several years of experience in the building trades who more often than not enjoys the company of someone of his/her own sex not only to confide in but to also kiss and fondle while on a jobsite. A union carpenter will also have various credentials and certifications including but not limited too force jamming pickles into their own or their lovers/ partners urethra or anal port.

Hey, did you see how well greg took that pickle inside himself while maintaining eye contact with your dad... He must be a union carpenter.

by greg the pickle hammer April 30, 2014

angry carpenter

When you have sex with your woman in the house you are building while it is under construction

Angry carpenter is when you have sex in the house you are building and pull it out and drag it on the floor through the drywall dust and sawdust and put it back in.

by Steve & Adam January 23, 2009

Cakeater

A person who gives the least amount of effort possible; created by coach Pec of the Prairie Ridge baseball team when referring to those who had not shown up at school that day to play, as he called it, The Black Ops when it first came out.

All of those who don't go to weightlifting and instead play The Black Ops are all cakeaters.

by Myman48585 September 30, 2011

Carpenter

One who uses "tools". One who uses people for their own benefit. A manipulator of toolish people.

Those guys are all such carpenters because the only reason their nice and friendly to Eikoo is so they can party at her house.

by Mathais D January 16, 2009

Craposterous

A hybrid of crappy and presposterous. When something is both ridiculously unbelievable and terribly bad.

Man: Guess what I did the other day?
Woman: I don't know, tell me.
Man: I pooped in the backyard and then fed it to my cat, and he ate it!
Woman: No way! That's craposterous!

by lana63 April 26, 2009

Creater

The word that doesn't exist in the dictionary or just made up
Creater can be used for a name but still made up

"Hey my oc name is Creater"

"Creator?"

"Creater!"

by Creater_Downfall February 11, 2020