cortland state

A Jock school that excels in all its athletics and 90% of the students are phys ed majors. It's located in the middle of nowhere, which has in turn transformed it into a huge party school. A good time with good people. Also known for kicking Ithaca College's ass in the annual Cortaca Jug! IC shit

1. "Who's in the D3 National Championship?"
"Cortland State"
"For what sport?"
"All of them!"

2. Ithaca Ithaca YOU SUCK! (37-30)CORTLAND STATE

3. "what are you doing tonight?"
"running through some parties then heading dt (Main st)"
"but it's only monday"
"It's Cortland State!"

4."What's you major?"
"Phys Ed, this is Cortland State"

by c-stater May 30, 2006

Curtain Pulling

When a female stands over another individuals face and allows him/her to tug on her labia (Vaginal Lips)until the skin sags.

Her Curtain Pulling took me three hours to loosen her snatch lips!

by TJ Konkel May 2, 2006

Meat Curtains

The long beautiful pussy lips some lucky girls possess. Lips that hang at least 1-1/2".

I shucked those panties to find the most delicious set of meat curtains I've ever opened.

by Scottokelley January 13, 2017

Corn Beef Curtains

The labia of the vagina

"Show us your Corn Beef Curtains"

by Oh What April 21, 2008

bbq beef curtains

The act of putting bbq sauce (or really any other condiment) on a woman's beef curtains in order to make the experience of giving face more pleasureable for the giver.

Man, bsmith ate like half a rack of bbq beef curtains last night.

by Stampy June 21, 2004

Cortland

The tall, curly headed, sexy geek every girl needs in their life.

Girl 1 "OMG, is that Cortland?!"
Girl 2 "Oh my, yes it is, he is so cute!"

by PretzelTwist81 June 22, 2011

Cortland

Usually cute, funny, and very outgoing. Cortland loves cars and Star Trek, he loves his mom and dad. Usually his dad is very successful and will give him the company once he retires. Most Cortland’s are fat bitches. LOVES ASS, like big juicy booties.

Omg I found me a Cortland!

by JenniferTran January 6, 2019